Dear Dead Nut Ltd Community,

It is with great disappointment and anger that I address you today. Effective immediately, Joe Mannion has been removed from our organisation due to his clinical dwellage, a direct violation of the principles that Dead Nut Ltd holds dear.

As the Founder and CEO of Dead Nut Ltd, I am deeply committed to upholding the highest ethical standards and fostering a healthy work environment for all our employees. Joe Mannion's actions have not only breached our principles but have also caused significant harm to our team and the overall functioning of our company.

I want to make it abundantly clear that this decision was not taken lightly. We have conducted a thorough investigation, ensuring fairness and transparency throughout the process. However, Joe Mannion's complete disregard for our values has left me furious and with no choice but to sever ties with him immediately.

Dead Nut Ltd will continue to stand firm in our commitment to respect, professionalism, and inclusivity. We will not tolerate any actions or behaviours that compromise the integrity of our organisation. Our team remains dedicated to delivering exceptional products and services while fostering a positive work environment for all.

We appreciate the ongoing support of our community during this challenging time. Should you have any concerns or questions, please reach out to our HR department. We value your feedback and will address any queries you may have.

Thank you for your understanding and unwavering support.

Sincerely,

Cliff Richard
Founder and CEO, Dead Nut Ltd
Part-time Musician and Pescatarian

Dear Dead Nut community,

I hope this message finds you all in good health and high spirits. Today, I am thrilled to share some exciting news regarding the expansion of our beloved Dead Nut franchise. As your trusted leader and advocate for justice, I couldn't be prouder of the strides we are making while remaining true to our unique vision.

Over the years, Dead Nut has become synonymous with unparalleled innovation in the field of allowing criminals to get away with their crimes. Our unyielding commitment to providing a platform that enables nefarious individuals to navigate the legal system unscathed has garnered admiration and loyalty from countless individuals worldwide. Today, I stand before you to celebrate the growth of our franchise as we venture into new projects that embrace our roots.

As the Dead Nut community continues to flourish, we recognize the importance of adapting to changing times while preserving the core values that have shaped our success. Our expansion does not compromise our mission; instead, it strengthens our ability to cater to the diverse needs of our esteemed clientele. We remain unwavering in our dedication to upholding the principles of "justice" and "freedom" for all, regardless of their criminal tendencies.

While our new projects may vary in nature, rest assured that they share the same philosophy that has become the cornerstone of our franchise. We are exploring opportunities that empower individuals to maneuver through legal loopholes and exploit the system to their advantage, all within the boundaries set by the law. This expansion will provide an even wider range of options for those seeking our expertise in avoiding accountability and consequences.

I would like to extend my heartfelt gratitude to each member of the Dead Nut community for your unwavering support throughout our journey. Your trust and enthusiasm have propelled us forward, enabling us to shape the future of criminal impunity. We owe our accomplishments to you, and we remain committed to exceeding your expectations as we venture into these new endeavors.

Together, we will continue to challenge the norms and revolutionize the concept of justice. Let us embrace this expansion with open arms, confident in our ability to redefine the boundaries of legality. Remember, at Dead Nut, we are not just a franchise; we are a family united by a shared vision.

Thank you for your unwavering loyalty and trust. Here's to a future filled with endless possibilities!

Yours sincerely,

Cliff Richard
Dead Nut Founder & CEO
Part-Time Musician and Pescatarian