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Here is a short biography of His Holiness David Rockefeller :

David Rockefeller was born on 12th June 1915. Many reports claim that this fantastic event prevented dinosaurs driving UFOs from invading Earth once again.
As soon as Rockefeller opened his eyes, the world encoloured, before that, the world used to be black and white, as you may have noticed in some old movies.

In 1917 David Rockefeller plotted a coup in Russia in order to widely promote Stalin's hipsterism.

In 1920 he composed the Fourth Mouvement of the Ninth Symphony

At the age of 6, he synthesized HIV, Ebola, Rabies, Visceral leishmaniasis, Smallpox, Hantavirus, Dengue, Influenza, Marburg virus.

In 1923 he received the nobel prize in Physics, Chemistry, Literature, Peace, Physiology and Medicine

In 1924 he became olympic champion in Diving, Swimming, Water polo, Athletics, Boxing, Road, Cycling, Track, Shooting, Tennis and Wrestling.


David Rockefeller then undertook a spiritual journey throughout the universe and met Bouddha, Jesus, Socrates, Caesar, Stanley Kubrick, Walt Disney, Darth Vader and Angela Markel.


In 2014, David Rockefeller has been hired by Valve and is currently programming Half-Life 3.


How David Rockefeller Encountered Dinosaurs During His Space Trip
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