[.TT.]Agent Getzu | B'day:
Remember the propaganda contest? The soldier got 60,000 extra points as a result, and the demoman only got 25,000 points.
The final tallies for the war were:
Soldier: 6,406,065
Demoman: 6,372,979
If you adjust these numbers to exclude the results of the propaganda contest, the results look like this:
Soldier: 6,346,065
Demoman: 6,347,979
That's right, the soldiers won the war because of the propaganda contest. The soldiers were outfragged and won because of an art contest...SO unfair >:(



Figured i'd share that all with you. The war is long over, but thought you all might want to know this

Well, we fought the good fight, I suppose. Incase you haven't heard the news, the update is LIVE. And with this good news came some bad news: WE LOST. The final kill tally, boys:

6,372,979 Soldiers KIA

6,406,065 Demos KIA

We got awfully close. But that's enough to show we fought hard and long. Incase you were wondering, the soldiers got a pair of boots that reduces rocket jump damage as the prize for winning the war.


I hope everyone had fun, and i'm very appreciative of everyone who joined DCDG to support the group and the Demoman. The group will remain open for Demoman enthusiasts, Soldier haters, and everyone who would like to stick around and discuss TF2 and the Demoman.

It's all over now. You can go back to your family.

Today's kill tally may possibly inspire you demomen more than the promise of another item(which, by the way, an additional one was released today for the demoman, 2 for the maggot.) Are we still losing? Yes. By how much? 14,792 CHUCKLEFUCKING POINTS. Yes, we ARE that close to victory. The Maggot Menace has killed 5,742,720 of us, whilst we have killed 5,727,928 of them. Now is the time to buckle down. Now is the time to gather your mountain dews and energy drinks and aid your fellow demomen. NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT. NOW IS THE TIME TO END THIS WAR! TO ARMS! BOTTLES ABLAZING, STICKES SET, GRENADE LAUNCHER HELD FIRMLY IN YOUR ARMS! MY FELLOW DEMOS, TO WAAAAAAAAAR!

Look's like we're finally closing the gap, demos! 4,923,531 maggots killed and 5,056,134 of our boys KIA. Whilst we had consistently been staying about 200,000+ kills behind, now we're only 132,603 kills behind. Seems those new weapons inspired you all! At this rate, we'll pull ahead of those maggots in no time!

Incase you haven't already heard, the first batch of Demoman weapons have been announced: the Eyelander(a powerful melee weapon that decreases your total health, but every kill gives you a boost in max halth and speed[up to 4 times], but doesn't deal crits unless used in conjunction with the

CHARGIN' TARGE, a shield that lets you charge at people at incredibly fast speeds(faster than scout, apparently) and bludgeon them. Additionally, when used in conjunction with the Eyelander, it provides some bonus fire and blast resistance. Depending on how far your enemy was when you hit them with your charge, it also can give your Eyelander crits and such.


Today's kill tally was reinforced with some pro-demo messages. The newspaper with today's kill tallies poked fun at the fact the soldier class was the "easiest class in the game" and mentioned the Demos were JUST SLIGHTLY behind and such. Infact, I recommend you check out the entire blog post yourself... anyway, today's kill tallies:

Demo Deaths: 4,666,558

Soldier Deaths: 4,441,214

Keep up the good work, we can pull ahead yet!