Creep cult is the best cult

Uncovering long lost secrets...
NARRATOR: Creepio Calmkalos




Exploring the ancient world...

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: TKOdarkshadow







The crew always searches for...

A N C I E N C R E E P L I E N S


The Creepza Necropolis








The Creepza Necropolis, a great ancient city from thousands of years ago...



Built by the ancient Creepgyptians, it stands today as one of the most amazing feats of construction.
✋✋But here's the thing, the Creepgyptians couldn't have built this by themselves.

Notice how finely cut the bricks are! Can you think of any ancient tool that could do this?



I can't, but the Ancient Creeponaut Theorists have a shockingly possible theory as to how it was built...

✋✋A N C I E N T C R E E P L I E N S

The idea is that the pyramids serve as beacons of energy for the UFOs to refuel. Their pyramid shape and surprisingly small inside for such a large building leaves the Ancient Creepoaut Theorists to believe the rest is storing fuel and energy.







To find out for sure, our crew is heading into the ancient pyramids for further inspection...


"Everyone ready?"






"Let's go!"



"Dude, this place is so small! And the damn thing is so big? What's going on here?"
"Shush you! :333333"
"The :3 emote? Real-

✋✋"SHUT THE FUCK UP we're here for a reason!"






"I hear something around the corner. Who wants to check?"
"Me!"









"There's aliens patrolling!"

"Let me take a look..."

















"I got 'em both"



"Yo, do any of you here that, like, chanting shit?"



"I think I do..."

"One more corridor to explor-






"It's a worship room! The portal is how they got in!"


"Then shut it down"







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"I may or may not have killed someone on the other side of the portal. Whatever, it's shut down now."




"I'll clean up the rest :33333333333333"



"I suggest we get out quick now tho"





"That was a close one!"



That was quite an interesting journey, but we have proof the aliens are involved somehow!
I'll see you next time, on Ancient Creepliens.


CREDITS:
Toomyx - Literally Everything including but not limited to Emoji Art, Characters, and (simple) Plot

TKOdarkshadow - Making this group