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A teacher was teaching kids from right and rong
teacher said if i was to put my hand down a mans pocket and takes hes wallet wat would i be??
i kid stuck hes hand up and felt pritty good about him self with a big smile
and said
i kno miss you would be hes wife
Why did god give Weman heads?
So you cant tell witch ♥♥♥♥♥ yours
Truck driver on the road for a long trip all of a sudden i red car drives past
him nealy driving him off the road, the truck driver said: ♥♥♥♥ this c**t
so he cought up to the red car and pulled the car ova
he got out of the truck with crobar,paint,and fuel.
he wentup to the driver and it was a blonde..
Truck driver said: get outof the car
Blonde said: ok
Truck driver painted a cercle in front of the car
and he said: stand in this cercle and dnt move out of it or els
so he got hes crobar and smashed the front window
and he turn back to see and the blonde was louphing
he was like wtf so he smashed the hole front of the car and turned
back to see and she was louphing even more.
and then he got the fuel out and lit the car on fire!
and he turned back to see wat happen and she is louphing and rolling in the cercle and he said i just totaled your car and al you can do is louph??
Blonde Said:
Well ever time you went and did somethink i put my foot out of the cercle.
Man came home late one night to a ugly ♥♥♥♥♥ of a wife.
Wife said: were the ♥♥♥♥ have you been
Man said: you'll have to pack yours bags
Wife said: WTF are you talking about
Man said: i lost you in a card game
Wife said: how did you manige that?
Man said: look ill tell you wat it was't easy but
I had to fold on a ryole flush...
:)