WE ARE AT 299 THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH WORK FOR YOUR MASTER CORY INVITE THEM ALL MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA kappa?

Hey guys now that we are 100+ strong i want you all to fedEx Me your babies.... thanks...... No but reallly lets get 200 members :D

Ok guys this may sound crazy but while digging through a box of rusty nails and lemon juice covered barbed wire I found some ancient texts from Cory Baxter himself.... I waited to tell you because I had to have them authenticated by a professional but the results are in and it checks out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here are his words on why he is all powerfull

"Hello sir im here today to tell you the story of my success and how you can be a MASTER of the universe! The first thing you have to do is open your mind and stop living in the physical world,and live in the METAPHYSICAL world.Just think 13. Well my friend let me explain there are 13 arrows,13 olive branches,and 13 steps to the pyramid on the dollar bill thats is metaphysics it is imbued in all money. Now I know it may sound strange but it got me 47 Lamborghinis in my Lambo account! I'm often asked who else knows about the metaphysical world? Well have you ever heard of Ghandi? He was in fact the creator of metaphysics, owner of 87 Lamborghinis, and master of ballroom dancing. and one day on Ghandis death bed he showed the power to Hitler who became the most powerful metaphysics magician ever! Want a new car,want money SEX and women? All you have to do to achieve ultimate power is buy my book "The metaphysical Lamborghinni and you." for only 89.99 Stop sitting there do it just do it"

Cory wants you to spread the word of his success and reminds you to leave the ""s out of the copy since it would put it over 999 characters! Tell all your friends tell them the words of cory!

Guys picture this, Joining a game any game and seeing one of your fellow brothers in arms... but also a Cory In The House Fan Fiction Lover member the amount of commradery that would produce would be legendary. WHICH IS WHY WE NNED TO RECRUIT HARDER AND BETTER "Never retreat never surrender"- Cory Baxter 2015 best anime award acceptance video