"That just goes to show you you're nothin' but a Whiskey Delta!"

"I'm up to snuff, and gots me an ace machine!"
"I'm on it, blackshoe!"
"Speed of heat!"
"Another fine sortie!"
"Now, I'm all spooled up!"
"Ready to fly!"
"Zoooom...!"
"This is Major Tom to ground control!"
"Lima Oscar Lima!"
"Delta Sierra at 12 o'clock!"
"Incomin'!"
"It's a Charlie Foxtrot!"
"I've got a bogey on my tail!"
"Bombs away!"
"Consider yourself spanked, nugget!"

FAQ

What is Corki Brain?

Corki Brain is a serious mental disorder that results in the fast deterioration of all mental faculties resulting in the patient becoming a worthless being with no value or use other than for scientific research, much like the League of Legends Champion Corki

What causes Corki brain?

Corki brain is caused by either playing or associating with someone who plays the League of Legends Champion Corki.

What do i do if i think i have Corki Brain?

If you suspect that you might have contracted Corki Brain you must immediately go to your nearest hospital and be administered Electro shock therapy. If you do not make it to Electro shock therapy within 24 hours of contracting Corki Brain it becomes incurable.

What is the 3 item stage?

The 3 item stage is the early effects of Corki Brain which are usually felt for the first 5 years after contracting the disease while you Brain slowly deteriorates into a state of non existence. The effects of the 3 item stage are as follows:

A lack of any satisfaction from anything in life other then the 4 item power spike.

Thinking you belong in the jungle

Starving all of your team mates, including the 10-0 kai'sa, by taking all their food mercilessly before typing "i need my 4th item, Corki useless champ Before 4 items"

Refusing to help the team do anything until your 4th item, then getting mad when the game ends before you get it.

What is the 4th item stage?

The 4th item stage is the point the the patient becomes nothing but a useless shell of a human being unable to do anything, at this point most families decide the euthanize the patient if the country they live in permits it.

What if you have terminal Corki Brain?

Once the patient has Contracted terminal Corki Brain they will never from that point on be able to reach their 4 item power spike and nothing but pain lies ahead.

If you know anyone who is suffering from Corki Brain Please let them know they are not alone because there is at least someone else out there who plays Corki......... Right???