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-Church of GabeN- について

Welcome to the Church of GabeN

We need to all bask in the glory of the GabeN. Please band with me my brothers and Sisters. We shall all throw our wallets at our monitors on the Sabbath which is always on a Friday. We will congregate peacefully and wait patiently for future Valve games while we read the Steam terms and services in a chant.
GabeN is our supreme lord and savior, though he may be vengeful to those console using peasants and our wallets. The peasants that use a inferior console to your PC shall be punished by GabeN by having to pay double a games normal worth during a steam sale if they ever do decide to switch. As for our wallets, he believes that to much money is a sin waiting to happen. So he provides steam sales to clear our wallets and help us.

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Race The Sun now free on Steam!

2015年7月30日 - jasper | 0 件のコメント

Gabe Newell, our heavenly ruler, has once again heard our prayers. He came down from Heaven to make 'Race The Sun' free on Steam.
Thank you Gabe Newell!

http://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/253030/

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Our lord has heard our prayers

2015年6月11日 - jasper | 1 件のコメント

We pray to GabeN every day. We give him our wallets and ask him for sales And he has heard our prayers. Once again GabeN came down from heaven to bring us sales through the holy Steam. May the prayers have been worth it, may the games we always wanted be on sale. May your wallet be emptied and your library be filled.

Gaben.

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DenZz 2018年3月15日 10時08分

Feel Free To Add <3
Comment also pls

vv! 2017年8月20日 8時51分

Only a heretic may call our lord GabeN by his real name, if thy prefer, you may simply call him "The One Who Cannot Count To Three", for that is a holy prayer that thou dedicates to our Lord whenever thy want to remind our Lord that the holy game "Half-Life 3" must be brought upon our souls.

OrangeMan 2016年10月23日 19時21分

Our Gaben,
Who art in Valve, Hallowed by thy name.
Thy Half-Life 3 come, thy puchase will be done,
Online as it is in offline.
Give us this day our daily deals,
and forgive us our guest passes,
as we forgive those who guest pass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
forever and ever.

OrangeMan 2016年10月23日 19時18分

Our Father Who AWPs in heaven
CS be thy game,
Uncase begun, them skins be won, Convert- and not a Mil-Spec.
Give us this day a StatTrak knife
And forgive us when we rage quit
As we forgive those who aimbot against us
And lead us not into scamnation
Undeliver us a Battle Scarred
Gaben.

redditor_gaming 2016年9月18日 6時53分

My friends just don't understand. I told them that I've spend money on TF2, even though it's free. I've also shown my GabeN religion, and now they're calling me "GabeN's slut". They just won't realize that GabeN IS the actual god.

Jman 2015年9月26日 23時24分

hey in monday can we all do a pray to lord GabeN for the crate that I am going to unbox so that GabeN might listen and give the unusual I have been dreaming of since my time as a little F2P

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