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Only a heretic may call our lord GabeN by his real name, if thy prefer, you may simply call him "The One Who Cannot Count To Three", for that is a holy prayer that thou dedicates to our Lord whenever thy want to remind our Lord that the holy game "Half-Life 3" must be brought upon our souls.

Our Gaben,
Who art in Valve, Hallowed by thy name.
Thy Half-Life 3 come, thy puchase will be done,
Online as it is in offline.
Give us this day our daily deals,
and forgive us our guest passes,
as we forgive those who guest pass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
forever and ever.

Our Father Who AWPs in heaven
CS be thy game,
Uncase begun, them skins be won, Convert- and not a Mil-Spec.
Give us this day a StatTrak knife
And forgive us when we rage quit
As we forgive those who aimbot against us
And lead us not into scamnation
Undeliver us a Battle Scarred
Gaben.

My friends just don't understand. I told them that I've spend money on TF2, even though it's free. I've also shown my GabeN religion, and now they're calling me "GabeN's slut". They just won't realize that GabeN IS the actual god.

hey in monday can we all do a pray to lord GabeN for the crate that I am going to unbox so that GabeN might listen and give the unusual I have been dreaming of since my time as a little F2P

ALL PRAY TO LORD GABEN
HAHOHA!
THERE IS MANY SALES! ALL HELPING US!

Do no worry my friends the prophet ForceLord is here to carry you

Lord gabeN may we forever be game in the light that you provide us. From our monitors to our games that all may obtain is forever in your shadow. May the sales be plentiful and the Half life 3 be confirmed...but only once thou is ready. We ask you gabeN to watch us eternally and give us your luck. Praise GabeN.

Prace Gaben, our lord and savior!

I accept GabeN as my heavenly ruler which governs over all of humanity. The day this is confirmed, all of those who supported him will receive the destructive power of a Crowbar forged by his very hands.