*This religous pact enforces drugs*

We run off of the limited energy provided by our Pope; for we have yet to master harnessing energy from a Human, or should I say GOD. Equivalent to the power of a 1,000 suns, only he will prove to be the greatest asset to human growth. He is the only one to wield such power. WE MUST HARNESS THE POPE'S ENERGY. He will either make or break mankind's future. The power of reducing our solar system to ash 10x over must not be taken lightly. We dive into the depths of destruction to uncover the mystery of the Pope, knowing full well that at any moment we could end all life. Only the most insane of people are eligible to join us. You must have ballz, mind, and nerves of steel. We welcome anyone from any age. (Weekly tithes are $100 per person, child or elderly, because drugs are expensive)

*Disclaimer*
Once you have gone through the numerous rites consisting of the twisting of the nips, stepping on legos, pepper spray to the anus, and the slow removal of the hair on the testicles. You will be subjected to periodic ingestion of LSD. The ability to cope with large amounts of psychedelics racing through you while performing life or death experiments is vital. He who is not worthy will be vaporized on the spot. Lasers mah dood.