Swag

Let us, the Swaggest of the Bilbos, store up all the swag our swagger can muster to defeat all those who stand in the way of the swag, and those who lack swag thereof.

We must defend the swag that those who swagged before us have left behind, and set up a better swag for those who will surpass us in swag.

We cannot let those who lack swag faze us by their complete disregard of swag, and we must not let this untolerable disgrace to our swag provoke us into doing something unswagful.

Finally, we must defend our swag from all posers and those who are weak in the ways of the swag, both foriegn and domestic swag threats.

In the name of the Great God of Swag, The Bilbo Swaggins, we pray.

- TheSeniorSalami
President of the united States Of Swag