I mean it wasn't today but it was close enough.

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
Backbeat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
And all the roads that lead you there are winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
you're gonna be the one that saves me
you're gonna be the one that saves me

Did you know that Artyon Senna was the first man to fly over the Atlantic Ocean with only an F1 car? He did so on March 31, 1943 with only half a tank of gasoline in his car and the French Army, leaded by General Alien Prostate, trying to hunt down the poor racecar driver. However, Senna is not a crying little bitch and shifted his car into 6th gear on the track in Monaco and started to fly. He also had a little help from Alexander Hamilton and some Shoe Maker. When he was over the island of Bermuda, a sea creature, who the locals called Man's Hell. Senna was able to out maneuver the creature but lost one of his tires in the process. After a quick pit stop, Senna was back at the action. By this time General Porche caught up to Senna and sent his Very Equiped Team To End Lives after him, General Prosty's finest and most lethal army battalion. Senna had to find a place to hide, knowing he isn't faster than General Purse. He hid in a little town off the coast of the Pacific Ocean called Daytona where he saw something he couldn't believe. It was a race where the people only make left turns. He couldn't believe how advanced the racing was in America and the fact that they were on there 500th race there. Senna hungry after being chase and watching the race ate a Big Mac with fries at the local McLaren's. Determined now to be the best NASCAR driver in the world, he hopped in his car and crashed immediately into a wall and died. The End.

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

I crash into walls
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I crash into walls
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

Oh, Senna Boy
Senna Boy
Senna Boy

I crash into walls
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I crash into walls
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

Don't cry for me
Alain Prost

I crash into walls
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I crash into walls
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

I crash into walls
(We'll be singing)
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
(When we're winning)
I crash into walls
(We'll be singing)
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Artyon Senna (Mel Gibson), a former priest, lives with his asthmatic son, Lewis Hamilton (Rory Culkin), his daughter Danica Patrick (Abigail Breslin) who leaves glasses of water around the house for various reasons, and his younger brother Alain Prost (Joaquin Phoenix), a failed minor league baseball player, on an isolated farm in Monaco. Hess has lost his faith and gave up his priesthood after his wife, Lightning McQueen, died in a traffic accident caused by a town local, Nigel Mansell (Shyamalan).
One morning, Senna discovers a crop circle in his field. While investigating the crop circle with the local law enforcement, Hamilton is forced to kill one of the family dogs when it turns violent against him and Danica. Senna then learns of animals becoming violent across town. They hear reports of crop circles appearing around the globe, and there are reports of strange lights over Mexico. Later, Senna and Prost find the farm is being watched by a tall dark figure which disappears into the fields when they give chase. The next day, they hear strange noises over a baby monitor, but cannot find their source. Senna approaches the crop circle but on seeing a green leg sticking out of the cornrows, flees back to the house.
After opening up to Prost about the death of his wife, noting that her last words were "tell Prost to swing away", Senna goes to visit Ray, the first time since the incident. When Senna is gone, Prost and the children watch a news report about footage taken of an alien creature in Brazil, showing that the aliens can blend into their surroundings. Prost joins the children in wearing tin foil hats, believing the aliens can read their minds. At Mansell's, Senna finds Mansell is bleeding from an injury but otherwise apologetic for the accident. After Senna accepts his apology, Mansell departs for a nearby lake, saying "they" do not like water. Senna finds Mansell has trapped one of the aliens in his pantry, and tries to see what the alien looks like using a kitchen knife under the door; the alien grabs at him, and Senna reacts by cutting off its fingers before fleeing. On his return, and hearing news that more lights have been seen across the globe, the Hess family decides to stay at their house instead of leaving for the lake, barricading the doors and windows.
After an emotionally charged dinner, they hear the same noises on the baby monitor before their television signal drops out, and place the final barricades and defenses before they gather together. As the aliens attempt to gain entry into the house, the family discovers they have left the attic door unguarded and quickly retreat to the basement. The aliens assault the basement door and in the subsequent chaos the light goes out as Senna and Prost prevent their entry. However, Hamilton suffers an asthma attack when the aliens attempt to enter by way of an old coal chute. By morning, radio reports claim that the aliens have left Earth as suddenly as they arrived. Senna leaves the basement to locate Hamilton's asthma inhaler, the others following him. But they discover an alien, the same that Senna had attacked in Mansell's home, is still there, and takes Hamilton hostage. Colleen's last words come back to Senna, and he instructs Prost to "swing away" with a baseball bat. Prost attacks the alien but not before it attempts to poison Hamilton by spraying him with a toxin from its body. Senna recovers his son when the alien drops him and takes Hamilton outside with his medication. Prost continues to attack the alien, causing it to fall onto the ground, knocking over one of the glasses of water Danica had left and splashing it with water. The water reacts like acid on its skin, making it scream in agony. Prost strikes the alien against furniture where it is doused with water full on its face, and dies. Outside, Senna administers Hamilton's medicine and waits for his son to wake up, hoping that due to his lungs being closed from his previous asthma attack he was spared. Then, Hamilton wakes up as the family rejoices.
Some time later, the Hess family has recovered from the incident and they appear to be doing much better than before. In the final scene, Senna is shown returning to his priestly duties, apparently having regained his faith.