"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"

Homoja

"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of key...s, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."

"Yksi savuke lyhentää elämää n. 5 minuuttia, yksi keskiolut
n. 15 minuuttia ja yksi työpäivä 8 tuntia!"

"Viina on viisasten juoma, mutta hyvin se näyttää menevän tyhmempäänkin päähän."