Silence

Operation America Wins Again was a go. President Julian Lopez has sent 5 soldiers on a plane: Goober, Aidan Callejo, Matthew Lopez, Juliana Tran, and Jericho Cariaga. As they boarded the plane, they set off to Russia.
“♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I hate Jericho!” exclaimed Goober.
“It’s okay. Once it’s over, we can go home,” reminded Juliana.

As they were halfway across the Pacific Ocean, they were settled in. Cariaga was eating all the damn pudding, Matthew was doing his maneuvering, and everyone else is bored. Aidan attempted conversation, but failed.

They now reached Japan. However, Jericho ran out of pudding.
“No! No No No No NO!” remarked Aidan.
“I’m jumping off to Japan for pudding!” said Jericho.
“No! You’re kidding!”
“I have to do it. Besides, I want to play more Risk of Trains,” he explained before he jumped off.
“Mr. President, Private Jericho Cariaga has exited the plane. I repeat. He has exited the plane!” Matthew kept repeating.
“Operation America Wins Again has failed, men,” states Julian.
Japan watched in terror as the Jericho Bomb was active. He attempted to pull the parachute, but it flew off. In a desperate attempt, he also tried the emergency packet. It failed. Japan is now DOOMED. Arnold Schwarzenegger stood next to the escape helicopter. “Get to the chopper!” he said out loud. He got armed with a Jetpack along with a sword and dual golden-eagles to prevent him.
Arnold jumped off the helicopter and started shooting at the Jericho Bomb, but it was no use. He ran out of ammunition quickly. Arnold then proceeded to take out his sword. “RAUGH!” he screamed before flying into the belly of the beast. As soon as Japan though they were safe, the Jericho Bomb ripped off Arnold’s Skin (Killing him in the process) and starts to use his skin as a parachute. It started to work, but it was ripped off by the weight of him.
“We’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥!” said the prime minister of Japan.

Just before all hope was lost, Chuck Norris appeared out of the blue. “I got to make the ultimate sacrifice,” he said. Chuck then proceeded to super-jump into Jericho’s belly, causing a massive explosion in the sky. Many tears were shed that day. Chuck had made the ultimate sacrifice.
Meanwhile, in Russia, 20 years later, Vladimir Putin noticed the event. He had spent all of Russia’s money into the research of how to make a Jericho Bomb to finally destroy America. Having bankruptcy, America had a decision: should they use all their nukes on Russia before they can get the bomb, or wait until the bomb was complete. They decided to bomb Russia.
Now, American miners dug holes in the grounds of Russia and put at least 20 pounds of TNT on each hole. This happened for 40 years. America bought a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Nukes from Korea, and they are ready to do this. American President Julian Lopez (Who was now President for life) then sent Marquis Tann to space to get a photograph of the event.
Lopez then proceeded to form the bombing planes into their positions. Lopez then calls 122 year old Vladimir on his I-Phone 73.
*RING! RING!*
“Hello?” he said.
“America, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!”
He then released the nukes on Russia. On the moon, Marquis took a picture. The bombs spelled out “America”, all in beautiful orange and black. Vladimir kneeled on his once-house. “No!” he screamed out on the top of his lungs. Finally, in all these years, America finally wins against Russia. America wins again.

Moral of the Story: DON’T ♥♥♥♥ WITH AMERICA

beep.beep.beep123-Jericho
Bryan Matel-Bryan
leifboy02-Leif
StormoatX-Marcus
LAWrence PACIS-Lawrence
Niften-Alek
Aiden Callejo-Aiden
Bernard Melag Benicta-Bernard
Deathbysnipe1337-Jayden
Michael Ortega-Michael
Joshua-Beezlebub
Matthew-Hirigaya-Kun