ANIME IS FONKIN TRASH

(Weeaboo Translation)
Many years ago in a magical place we call heaven, the lord presented us with a holy gift. It would comfort us and protect us from the horror of realities.

(English Translation)
Many years ago some schmuck living in a small one bedroom apartment. Decided that he would stay a virgin forever. Now he draws cartoons and somehow gets a boner from them. Now you have 40 year old men masturbaiting to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cartoons, & believing every Japenese person carries a katana with him everywhere he goes.