TODAY IS THE SECOND MOST HANDSOME MAN ON EARTHS BIRTHDAY! he is big, he is clever, he is welsh (and thats fine by us) and he is awesome. congratulations jordan. you are 19 years free of the womb. with increasing age only comes wisdom and wrinkles. I am sure you will be getting utterly carparked tonight. for if not you commit a sin worthy of death by anal plungering at the hands of justin bieber and rebecca black. may your food be hot and your beer cold. have a good day and enjoy the delicacy of the morrow. ENJOY IT YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. HERE IS MY FIRSTBORN.