Koda-Shark : Ferocious animal that kills you with his gums. Rawr.

Sharks are one of the most scariest creatures on Earth... of course, that's before Kodama Bin Laden had a baby with Nemo.

It's a hot summer day, and you decide to go swimming in the ocean. But soon you see an all to familiar fin bobbing in the water, headed your way. You begin to panic.
"OH NO ITS A SHARK!" You say. "RUN!" You scream. Then you hear the horrible, and somewhat annoying, Jaws music being played out of no where. So you splash in the water frantically, desperately trying to make it back to the safety of your boat.
..That's when it happens. Koda-Shark's jaws grab onto your legs and you.. laugh. It tickles so much. :3
"Please-*laughs* stop it-*giggles*-That tickles I can't-*laughs*-Please no-*laughs.*"
You watch as the Koda-shark attempts it yet again, furiously trying to bite your leg off, but you can't help but laugh as his teethless gums chomp harmlessly onto your leg. You giggle, easily slipping from his soggy gums and climb back onto your boat, starting the long ride home.
You turn back to see the Koda-shark glaring at you, watching another one of his prey slipping from his teeth... I mean gums. Then of course he somehow pulls out a hales-own flaregun and shoots you mercilessly in the face, and you die a horrible death.
DUN DUN DUN PLOT TWIST. DIDNT SEE THAT COMING DID YOU? Then again, it's Koda-fish, what did you expect. :3
THE END.