If you've been playing dota for at least a week, you will notice that you need to jerk off twice a day due to too much stress given by your teammates. Pinoys are the most dangerous species of human ever born and they tend to destory their own team by their stupidness. Then comes the people they call "Black Jewish," that species are very rare but even more "cancer" during the games. They are (1) ANNOYING, (2) ETREMELY AFK, (3) REALLY BLAMING PEOPLE FOR LITERALLY NOTHING and also thinks that they are too good for "PEOPLE". The important question is what if you are from both species?

We call them "Pan Taee Kalar". Saiful is one for example. Not to look at how he play during the game, but he is really stupid sometimes in keeping the team united. He is like captain america trying to break the Avengers apart. The species, "Pan Taee Kalar" are the most dangerous type of human playing Dota 2. Also be always aware that Saiful have a very soft mind and he will go afk if you hurt his feelings. He prolly be gay too. Valve should do something about it

A professional player, Chan have been struggling these day in the pool of 2k players trying to make every match a win for himself. He've been successfully won 3 ranked average 2.3 mmr matches during this week. Also on the other hand, he is having a HUNGER GAME FOR SEX and FUSE. According to Chan experts, "Chan is looking forward to Mr.Nay Win and Mr. HanNoko's birthday. Many of his fans were trying to find his true identity of his account, but his recent account names were "Chu Kay Khine Kyaw, Chu, Htin Cullen Kaung, etc." After few years of research, we all know can asume that he is the true Dendi stucked with 2k mmr kids in 2k. PS: He also thanks oscar for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his ranks up XD