lol

8:40 PM - Token Trope Character: Sadly I'll never be able to 'ride the bull' again.
8:44 PM - 푸푸: you can always ride a mechanical bull instead
8:45 PM - Token Trope Character: But does it vibrate?
8:45 PM - 푸푸: I am sure there are different modes................

go back into the garage and repair my car

im trans does that count

(Survivor) Red Castorp : they maintained a tight formation
(Survivor) xXx420xNoScOpExXx : just like my vagina lips
(Survivor) seductive sloth : AHAHAHAHA

(Survivor) A-BOLT : my fur is angry
(Survivor) seductive sloth : LOL
(Infected) xXx420xNoScOpExXx : have you tried brushing it?
(Infected) xXx420xNoScOpExXx : it will soothe your fur
(Infected) xXx420xNoScOpExXx : you might be balding
(Infected) seductive sloth : ^
(Infected) A-BOLT : i am
(Infected) xXx420xNoScOpExXx : i recommend seeing a fur specialist
(Infected) A-BOLT : they said its terminal

xXx420xNoScOpExXx : guys is it normal to have one ball sack bigger than the other
Just Jyler : Yes
xKUSh-MAStER_SW@G : not normal dude wtf is wrong with you
CornDogKiller : totally
CornDogKiller : its science

9:49 PM - Eat a Dead Fetus for Jesus: is he shirtless
9:49 PM - poo: i wish
9:49 PM - poo: i'd fap
9:49 PM - Eat a Dead Fetus for Jesus: me too
9:50 PM - Eat a Dead Fetus for Jesus: too bad twitch would ban him
9:50 PM - Eat a Dead Fetus for Jesus: his playlist is always bad
9:50 PM - poo: they should ban my vag
9:50 PM - poo: after i'm done fapping
9:50 PM - Eat a Dead Fetus for Jesus: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put your labia away
9:50 PM - poo: I can't help it
9:50 PM - poo: it likes to sloth around

1:29 AM - maximal: there is a girl in this esea pug named poo lol
1:29 AM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: are you serious
1:29 AM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: LOL
1:29 AM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: wtf
1:29 AM - maximal: ima tell her to stop stealing your stuff

(Counter-Terrorist) ren0 @ CT Start : grill

Okay oppa, I think i got it! bengay + toothpaste= numb -> "WHO WANTS THE D!"=Assistant+♥♥♥♥ push ups= STRONG D - QUICKIE= HAPPY ME! :D

you need to do assisted ♥♥♥♥ push ups, if you know what i mean

I tried the ♥♥♥♥ push-ups last night...i think mine broke in half...

Use bengay or toothpaste on your penis to numb it. Along with ♥♥♥♥ push-ups, will assist you to last longer.

My ♥♥♥♥ is so sensitive.
How do pornstars have sex for like 40 min.
Am I supposed to scrub my penis with a sponge?

9:19 PM - Praise The Conch! \☻/: What do you do if your friends like anime too much?
9:20 PM - appo: I would take them to weaboos anonymous
9:20 PM - appo: and get consoling
9:20 PM - Praise The Conch! \☻/: I see.
9:20 PM - Praise The Conch! \☻/: I might have to do this.
9:20 PM - appo: is it your homeboy?
9:20 PM - appo: lmao
9:22 PM - Praise The Conch! \☻/: It's so terrible all they do is talk about anime girls like they've never seen a real woman IRL!
9:22 PM - appo: ):
9:22 PM - appo: no wonderi can't get the boys
9:22 PM - appo: the damn anime girls
9:22 PM - appo: be taking em from me
9:23 PM - Praise The Conch! \☻/: I know it's starting to become a pandemic!

YOUNG ♥♥♥♥ IS HERE!!!

jshin003 : anyone here korean?
(Infected) p : bye
moosh : i am korean
The_fanciest : bye
jshin003 : eeeeyyyy !!
moosh : annyong oppa
jshin003 : XD
p : LOL
p : AHAHAHA
jshin003 : hey oppa~~
p : AHAHAHA
moosh : OPPPPAA
jshin003 : <3
p : moosh is best oppa
moosh : xoxo
jshin003 : xxxxo
p : how old are you?
jshin003 : 20s
moosh : wow so young so fresh
p : i like young ♥♥♥♥
jshin003 : am i dongseng?
jshin003 : haha XXD
jshin003 : my ♥♥♥♥ is so young its not visible
moosh : LOL

Idk, filthy frank would pick one for me.

Would you rather have ♥♥♥♥ sized nipples or a nipple sized ♥♥♥♥?

6:33 PM - rippin' pepperonis: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:33 PM - rippin' pepperonis: noob
6:33 PM - rippin' pepperonis: WTF
6:33 PM - pootein shake: busy fapping
6:33 PM - rippin' pepperonis: ♥♥♥♥♥ you come fast
6:33 PM - rippin' pepperonis: you not fapping for 72 minute game
6:33 PM - pootein shake: im slow
6:34 PM - rippin' pepperonis: bsd
6:34 PM - rippin' pepperonis: bs*
6:34 PM - pootein shake: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me marathon runner
6:34 PM - rippin' pepperonis: you fap for 72 minutes
6:34 PM - rippin' pepperonis: id be impressed
6:34 PM - pootein shake: why you HATIN BRO
6:34 PM - rippin' pepperonis: dat ♥♥♥♥ be all red and beat
6:34 PM - rippin' pepperonis: LOL
6:34 PM - pootein shake: YOU HATE ON MY FINESSE?
6:34 PM - pootein shake: cherry pie to blueberry pie
6:34 PM - pootein shake: yaknowwhatimean
6:35 PM - rippin' pepperonis: finesse would be swooping in der with a 360 underhook bean flick and coming instantly
6:35 PM - rippin' pepperonis: ez

Im a dude

Whoa... Pardon me while I pick my panties up off the floor.

9:42 PM - nosepicker3000: SHOULD SMILE WITH TEETH MORE
9:42 PM - nosepicker3000: YOU'D MAKE
9:42 PM - nosepicker3000: PANTIES DROP IN A MILLISECOND
9:42 PM - tight ♥♥♥♥ playa: HAHAHAH
9:42 PM - tight ♥♥♥♥ playa: YOU MAKE
9:42 PM - tight ♥♥♥♥ playa: ME
9:42 PM - tight ♥♥♥♥ playa: BLUSH
9:42 PM - tight ♥♥♥♥ playa: ;_:
9:42 PM - nosepicker3000: AND ♥♥♥♥♥ GROW WITHOUT VIAGRA
9:42 PM - tight ♥♥♥♥ playa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I apporve of the profile thumbnail. Now, if you could disclose how you obtained said picture of me, it would be appreciated.

I dunno, I get pretty stoked when I play with my balls.

10:44 AM - boutros: i'm pretty sure people are stoked when they get to play with titties
10:44 AM - boutros: balls not so much
10:44 AM - boutros: #guygamerproblems

2:39 AM - moosh: your ♥♥♥♥ radar is super sensitive
2:39 AM - 티나 ㅍㅍㅍ: LOLOLOL
2:40 AM - 티나 ㅍㅍㅍ: my ♥♥♥♥ radar so sensitive
2:40 AM - 티나 ㅍㅍㅍ: LHAHAHAHA
2:39 AM - moosh: LOLOL
2:40 AM - 티나 ㅍㅍㅍ: it queefs when it does not like what is about to happen
2:40 AM - moosh: HAHAHAH

please dont seduce me, I'm a guy but not interested in sex

I'm a Transgen.... Guy

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1lnj7z/this_is_the_clitoris_of_a_woman_on_steroids/

idk why im here.....some hot chick invited me and i joined. Still dont have a clue as to why im here.

#everydaysexism

Ugh, I hate getting random adds from girls. I'm guy gamer, get over it creeps.

, the only dildo i need

I'm a SIREN.... err GUY.

i have no idea whats going on

i'm already hooked like a

Her clit's so big it's almost like a small ♥♥♥♥.

hunny, i don't need a strap

moosh got dat strap on rite?

shoutout to moosh

Honorary XX Chromosomes: Moosh