Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

She comin through she suckin dick suck my dick so good I'm like goddamn you dirty bitch you dirty bitch you dirty bitch

why is it When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

get shrekt m8

YOU’VE BEEN SHANKED BY THE

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|OGRE TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
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MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN STABBED, U HAVE TO SHANK 8 FUCKING OGRES. IF YOU GET SHANKED BY ONE YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY A OGRE IT’S SO FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE WILL SHIT OUT TUBS OF KFC CHICKEN WINGS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING GANG LEADER OF OGRES, IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN YOULL BEE SHANKED IN A DARK ALLEY SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A OGRE

Hello my people

Whenever I frag people in video games and get Ogrekill, my cock becomes eshrekt and I scream into the microphone, "GET SHREEEEEEEEEEEKT!!!."




Shrek is love I say. Shrek is life. All glory be to the ogrelord.