Ghandi nuked me, one like equals one prayer

Been playing this game on and off for years. Love the strategy and keep moving up the scale in difficulty

Better than Civ 6

good

2024 simulator

`DAAAAAMN GOOOOOOD

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate ♥♥♥♥ Meier's Civilization V so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. Every single time my friends and I try to play this waste of drive space, inevitably, we waste two or more full hours of our ever-shortening lives desperately trying to troubleshoot why it crashes the instant the lobby starts. It is a game held together with barbed wire and duct tape. The fact that the people who conspired with the Devil himself to develop this thing continue to survive on a daily basis is living proof that eugenics does not work.

This is not a video game. It is an exercise in stretching my ever-thinning patience. It is an identical experience to going to a restaurant and coloring on the table with the crayons they give a child with a kids' menu, and that experience is simultaneously more fulfilling and less expensive than the thirty dollars and nine gigabytes required to play Civilization V.

Those who enjoy this experience, without a shred of irony, more closely resemble grapefruits than they do human beings. They are easily stimulated Skinner box victims who lack higher cognitive functioning. They live their daily lives entranced by hexagons and think, wrongly, that horses are equivalent in value to the very iron that I will use to fashion a large rod with which I will use to stove in their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skulls. Liking "Sid Meier's," if that even is his real name, Civilization V ought to be grounds for immediate ventilation from civilized society. I hate this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

So there I was. Queen of Spain. France out of nowhere just declares war during the stone age. I aint even seen this man in my whole life. Spend the next 200 turns getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by France. ♥♥♥♥ France. I will never forget this. Games alright I guess.

I hate empress wu.

fantastic