I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards.
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For those wondering: You won't receive obnoxious achievements from just clicking PLAY on Steam!!

Because when you press PLAY, it opens up a little configuration tab before actually running the game (you can select resolution etc.).

I do not know what happens after you actually run it, though I do not recommend it.

You can leave this open for 2 hours and then get the backgrounds from the pointshop. It's why I got it.

All in all, the game itself is obviously trash.

It takes about 105 minutes to get all achievements.