What if Max Payne was abysmal dog sh!t?

99 Dragons of Milk on the Wall
99 Dragons of Milk
You take one down, you pass it around
98 Dragons of Milk on the Wall

I hate that i love this game. It's so dogsh!t but i can't help but admit I enjoy playing this hot garbage game. the controls are decent for its time, it is bad funny and it isn't trying to be. it is trying to be serious and edgy and it fails in all the best ways. i hate it but i love it unironically. this game wants me to wrap my testicles around a lamppost and pull as hard as i can, but damn i love it. if you put sonic 06 and this turd filled game in front of me, i would eat this ♥♥♥♥ up.