So the forums only have 2 threads, the devs do not answer any questions... So is this game dead or is the engrish so bad that it ain't worth it or what is wrong with the game?

This game actually looks pretty interesting, but the broken english on the store page is pretty glaring. If you'd like, I can make and post a tidied up version of the description here. edit: I actually watched the trailer now and yeah, I'm definitely interested....

It just sits there not responding everytime I try to start it. I've left it for ~5 minutes and it just sits there going at like 1fps or slower

do not tell me this is the umpteenth game without the gamepad support ....

At the end of your trailer, it says "Escape Zombelie Land" instead of "Escape Zombie Land" You might want to correct that and re-render the trailer.