Lots of evil player fan service in this update, but hey staff executions will resume until morale improves! Nice little content update here and another big ole batch of bugs sorted!


Ever wanted to execute your staff and champions? Given how psychopathic the average Warsim player seems to be I'll bet you have... Well now you can you sick bastards!

* Added ability to execute your champions
* Added ability to execute games master
* Added ability to execute court bard
* Added ability to execute steward
* Added ability to execute general
* Added ability to execute jester
* Added ability to execute diplomat
* Added ability to execute spymaster


Adventurers foolish enough to visit your throne room?!? TRAP DOOR!

* Added ability to trap door a group of adventurers (credit Cyrosink)
* Added ability to trap door a lone adventurer (credit Cryosink)

Lets not ask where the meat came from a liches corpse...

Following a bug report the other day I discvoered that since our combat update a few years back, much of the code that tracks battles had been disconnected meaning many stats just stayed at 0... Unacceptable, now fixed and rewoked!

* Fixed issue with total kills not working in stats screen (credit u/changecandid1024)
* Fixed issue with total deaths not working in stats screen (credit u/changecandid1024)
* Fixed issue with battle count not working in stats screen (credit u/changecandid1024)
* Removed broken total time played stat in stats screen (credit u/changecandid1024)
* Reworked stats screen layout and added war section


As always more fixes to fix!

* Fixed lands beyond graveyard tells you that you already raised the dead but choosing the option allows you to repeat it infinitely (credit Gilldarr Raumass)
* Fixed bug with human village in lands beyond having innaccesible farmland (credit Mini Paceed)
* Fixed bubbling lava text bug (credit Mini Paceed)
* Fixed splash into lava text bug (credit Mini Paceed)
* Fixed corpse traders cannot be dropped through a trap door (Credit Mini Paceed)
* Fixed missing text when asking steward to imprison people
* Fixed steward forced imprisonment rule not saved and resets each time you load game (credit AV)
* Fixed bug with Elyk the madmans naked work story
* Fixed Dunelord text bug 'humans a weak' instead of 'are weak'
* Fixed misplaced exit option in champion staff screen
* Fixed text bug in year transition screen (credit Parabell(_)m)
* Fixed issue where asking mercantile leaders to attack other kingdoms always end up attacking rebels (credit Kaliah)

EVERYTHING ELSE (x features)

* Updated blind user guide as it was outdated since quickstart was added (credit Indianapolis_Jones)

As always, the discord is where it's at so don't be a stranger, I check it often :)[discord.gg]

And we still have Warsim Collector's Editions for anyone interested - Warsimstore.com

Thank you all very much!

Huw <3

Was planning on releasing this later with more stuff in it, but a lovely bug reporter educated me on the fact that my wonderful champion Gibbrath from the previous update... Which was an update to fix a crashbug... Added his own save breaking bug (F You GIBBRATH) so here's an early release :)


Played through the houseparty with one of my best friends recently in a fun playthrough, but noticed a few things that we could improve.

* Added ability to sip a drink from the booze when in the cellars of the house party (credit Harrison)
* Added drunk level now shown to you when in the cellars of the house party (credit Harrison)
* Added ability to request the booze seller when at the house party (credit Harrison)
* Added ability to pay 50 gold for 50 more drinks (credit Harrison)
* Added ability to pay 100 gold for 100 more drinks (credit Harrison)
* Added ability to pay 250 gold for 250 more drinks (credit Harrison)


Expanded this system so your trip can get better or worse as it goes on, unlocking better or worse events! Also added a heap of new ones :)

* Added new trip type system (player can have good/bad or mixed trip which determines events)
* Added new trip event 'Bad trip'
* Added new trip event 'Good trip'
* Added new trip event 'Getting better'
* Added new trip event 'Getting worse'
* Tweaked ruined cabin trip encounter
* Added new trip encounter 'Blorktorn vision'
* Added new trip encounter 'Warm fuzzy feeling'
* Added new trip encounter 'Love and Joy'
* Added new trip encounter 'it's a game?'
* Added new trip encounter 'Whoa fingers'
* Added new trip encounter 'close up'
* Added new trip encounter 'veins are weird'
* Added new trip encounter 'Mirror peek'
* Added new trip encounter 'Golden cube'
* Added new trip encounter 'Meatball'
* Added new trip encounter 'fleeting'
* Added new trip encounter 'lunatics'
* Added new trip encounter 'disgusting'
* Added new trip encounter 'screen'
* Added new trip encounter 'imagine goblins'
* Fixed bug with hands trip encounter


Some encounters were appearing much more often than others and bloating the throne room a bit, I've tried to balance this!

* Made gift giving woman throne room encounter 5x rarer
* Made champion available 20% rarer
* Made too fat for door encounter 3x rarer
* Made necromancer insult encounter 5x rarer
* Made undead corpse seller encounter 2x rarer
* Made passionate speech 25% rarer
* Made I forgot encounter 2x rarer


As always more fixes to fix!

* Fixed unawoken corpses being shown on main menu for non necros
* Fixed exiting village champion challenger screen counts as having challenged them
* Fixed gnome insult text bug
* Fixed issue with custom knightly order leader name growing each time you rename the order
* Fixed Gibbrath champ description broke saves (credit u/Mythos1092)
* Fixed bug where leaving chimchogre area without sacrifice causes you to meet them


* Made goblin celebration event clarify what the cost is in the end of turn text instead of just saying 'you pay the fee'
* Added new pop up for godmode challenge start showing you that you have a terraton (as many players were getting confused and bugreporting to me that godmode starts with no cash... it's there you just gotta smelt it lads)

As always, the discord is where it's at so don't be a stranger, I check it often :) - https://discord.gg/YyFAkry98w

And we still have Warsim Collector's Editions for anyone interested - Warsimstore.com

Thank you all very much!

Huw <3

Hey guys, this update is soley being released because it includes within it a fix for a bad crash bug randomly breaking peoples games... Hate those bugs with a passion but I also hate releasing updates with no actual content... So I added our boy Gibbrath to make sure it wasn't just bug fixes!

GIBBRATH (1 feature)

* Added new hidden champion somewhere in the gameworld

BUGFIXES (9 bug fixes)

As always, thank you bug reporters, I will continue stamping them out where I can!

* Fixed save crashing bug (greyshrimp)
* Fixed monster pit text bug (credit Bummer)
* Fixed slaver camp can't be beaten in the lands beyond (Credit Dr Spendlove)
* Fixed 2 text bugs in mad king text (credit Harry Brown-Beresford)
* Fixed text bug in intro event (credit Harry Brown-Beresford)
* Fixed 2 text bugs in blackmarket intro text (credit Harry Brown-Beresford)
* Fixed 8 text bugs in old tower text (credit Harry Brown-Beresford)
* Fixed 8 text bugs in decorated old tower text (credit Harry Brown-Beresford)
* Fixed issues with length of kingdom menu/empire menu based on number of years in game

As always, the discord is where it's at so don't be a stranger, I check it often :) - https://discord.gg/YyFAkry98w

Also still selling Warsim Collector's editions (thank you to the people who have been picking these up) - Warsimstore.com

Thank you all very much!

Huw <3

Hello everyone!

Been a minute since my last post on this phenomenon and I thought I'd share an update! We've since got 2 more projects that have started and one is now even on steam!

Alongside that the Warsimlikes discord room[discord.gg] on our Warsim discord has been buzzing with activity and many other budding devs have stated they are quietly working on their own Warsimlike projects in the background.

So here is the updated list of Warsimlikes!

With the 2 latest projects added to the list, we now have 9 total Warsimlikes. Now to you many beautiful people reading this, please note that a lot of these projects do not get the exposure they deserve, and I have learned that every single time I mention these games on Warsim's platform they get big boosts... A superpower I intend to abuse to it's limit if it helps these awesome people keep doing what they're doing!

CheffJeff on our Warsimlike discord is probably the Warsimlikes Goat, he's been working on some incredible stuff and also singehandedly saved Warsim from a huge bug that broke development last December by helping me through an issue that I couldn't wrap my head around personally, absolute hero. Check it out here[bucephalus.itch.io].

He's also lately been popping off with some incredible youtube videos showing his development process, check them out here and see why 25k other people enjoyed it

The first Warsimlike to go on steam, fun fact about this. It's the only other game on steam that references Aslona (nice little easter egg) and the developer is a longtime Warsim community legend LeMachinga, who came up with a redesign for the mushroom men faces that became the standard, leading to a possible mushroom name for shroomling characters 'LeMushinga'. Check out the awesome game here on steam.

Here are some of his shroomlings
This one was an excellent thing to come out of seemingly nowhere, the second Warsimlike you can find on steam!

'Text-based 4X with a focus on turf war and resource management. Roots of Harmony is an old-school keyboard-controlled casual game where you have to lead your colony to different stages of development, while facing various threats and managing your doctrines and disciples.'

Check it out on steam!

This one feels like a mix of Warsim and my old game the Wastes (rip)[huw2k8.itch.io] the screenshots look really cool and I'm excited to see how it develops. Check it out here[pavementz.itch.io].

A python based text rpg based on Warsim and Oregon Trail. Another promising project that I watch with interest. Check it out here[gagagievous.itch.io]!

A new entry to the list and honestly the reason for this article, I saw this post pop up on the Warsim subreddit this week and it seems like someone is working on a Warsimlike where you play a small time drug dealer. A very interesting early project that I hope continues to grow!

An early project being crafted on our discord by Bazaboo, who is currently working on some fun stuff with kingdom generation and history generation, awesome to see them having so much fun with it!

This game is one that used the Warsim generators that were released as a free tool for DMs and other game devs a little while back, here we see one of Warsims Underling faces and it's awesome to see our generators go to use like this! Check it out here[bigjk.itch.io].

Adding it here as an honourable mention, this game was made after the initial warsim demo but before I took on Warsim properly and began turning it into a game. This proc gen wasteland explorer game was worked on intensely for 6 months before I had the source code wiped... Didn't keep any backups back then like a bloody idiot but hey lessons learned...

You can download it here - https://huw2k8.itch.io/the-wastes

Are you working on something inspired by Warsim? or are you considering it? Well don't be a stranger please! There might be 8 billion of us on this big rock but the internet makes the connections between us ridiculously easy, I'm sat in my bedroom in Wales and I frequently find it possible to talk to wonderful people seemingly in every corner of the globe.

If you have your own project of this kind, let me know and I'll be sure to share it with the people or join us on the Warsimlikes discord room[discord.gg] and share it yourself!

And for those asking what the definition of a Warsimlike is, I'd say it's a stretchable definition that simply means at it's minimum a game that's development has been inspired in part by Warsim, or a game that uses content from the Warsim generators for it's own content

Cheers and take care of yourselves!

Huw <3

Hey guys, been a minute but I'm glad to be back with this one! Just recovering from a flu but I ain't letting that stop me put out some Warsim goodness! As always big fucking love to you beautiful bastards dropping comments, reviews, hell even bug reports. I love that this game is always alive and kicking and I appreciate you all more than you probably know to be honest (although I do talk about it a lot), hope you guys enjoy it :)


Ever had a few billion sat around and wanted to nuke the inbred fire dwarves neighbouring your land... me either, but if that does sound like you NOW YOU CAN! Introducing TERRATON NUKES!

* Added new terraton upgrade 'Terraton Catapult' (cost 1 terraton)
* Added new option in the other buildings screen to visit your catapult
* Added ability to load catapult with a terraton
* Added ability to fire catapult at any living major faction
* Added outcomes for survival of each of the 14 possible victim factions
* Added outcomes for complete destruction of each of the 14 possible victim factions


People have been asking for alternate trap door bottoms since 2017... Well now you can have all sorts of trap door types (meatgrinder is my fave)

* Added new trap door upgrades option when you have installed a trap door
* Added Water Pit trap door upgrade (and 15+ reactions) (500 gold to install)
* Added Lava Pit trap door upgrade (and 15+ reactions) (3000 gold to install)
* Added Meatgrinder trap door upgrade (and 15+ reactions) (1500 gold to install)
* Added Spikepit trap door upgrade (and 15+ reactions) (550 gold to install)
* Added Endless Hole trap door upgrade (and 15+ reactions) (2500 gold to install)
* Added meatgrinder gives +1 gold per kill
* Added meatgrinder gives extra gold for group kills
* Added meatgrinder gives +5 gold for demon kill as it gives spiced meat
* Added new sfx for trap door events
* Added ability to remove trap door upgrades (100 gold)


As always, thank you bug reporters, I will continue stamping them out where I can!

* Fixed smallhaven failed recruitment text bug
* Fixed militia leader text bug
* Fixed boozetap upgrade colour bug
* Fixed missing splitline in rat race code x6
* Fixed issue with dumblestaff in artifact hall text
* Fixed nobility of independent kingdoms show minus years when asked how long they've ruled (credit Rogo)
* Fixed beating slavers in lands beyond got loss screen (credit Kamisama1)


* Added notification of unawoken corpses in other buildings tab when you're a necro
* Added notification of unawoken corpses on main menu when you're a necro
* Updated militia option to be clearer

As always, the discord is where it's at so don't be a stranger, I check it often :) - https://discord.gg/YyFAkry98w


And if anyone wants a Warsim collector's edition we've still got a couple left at the moment over at https://warsimstore.com/
Thank you all very much

Huw <3

Everything has been insane on my end, I've been replying to the literally 1000s of comments, dms, emails, reviews, and bug reports but still haven't reached them all. Been in talks with an absurd number of streamers, youtubers, and media so hopefully more big Warsim stuff to come! (And even more that I'm keeping secret for now) but hey, beyond that here's a juicy boozy update for all you boozy bastards!


Want to get drunk in your throne room, well now you can!

All of these require your throne room to be big enough to host entertainment (then it's added to the entertainment menu)

* Added new kingdom upgrade 'Throne room boozetap' (500 gold) (Adds the ability to drink booze, 5 free drinks per year, host 2 man drinking competitions, and buy replacement booze in your throne room)
* Added new kingdom upgrade 'Throne room drinking hole' (5000 gold) (+10 free drinks per year) (3 man drinking comps)
* Added new kingdom upgrade 'Throne room boozetap' (20000 gold) (+25 free drinks per year) (5 man drinking comps) (+5% throne room visitors)
* Added new kingdom upgrade 'Throne room boozetap' (40000 gold) (+50 free drinks per year) (8 man drinking comps) (+10% throne room visitors)
* Added new kingdom upgrade 'Throne room boozetap' (80000 gold) (+100 free drinks per year) (10 man drinking comps) (+15% throne room visitors)
* Added new kingdom upgrade 'Throne room boozetap' (100000 gold) (+250 free drinks per year) (12 man drinking comps) (+20% throne room visitors)
* Added -2 public opinion event if you run out of booze during a drinking competition
* Added new terraton upgrade 'Terraton Tavern' (1 terraton) (+1k free drinks per turn) (15 man drinking comps) (+25% throne room visitors) (All drinks are golden mugs on silk pillows)


Now you can host your own drinking competitions of up to 12 participants!

* Added new custom drinking competitions
* Added ability to choose how many drinkers
* Added ability for human drinkers only
* Added ability for goblin drinkers only
* Added ability for mix of both (Random mix)
* Added ability to choose to drink goblin ale til round 6 then switch to human
* Added ability to choose to drink only green ale
* Added ability to choose to drink only human ale
* Added ability to choose to drink only strong ale
* Added ability to choose to drink random drinks each time
* Added ability to choose goblin sign holders to end the round
* Added ability to choose gnome hat wearers to end the round
* Added ability to choose no end round stuff
* Added ability to choose if you want to introduce the participants or not
* Added new main menu code 469 to launch Boozelord drinking competition (for testing)
* Added ability for the player to cheat during drinking competitions (70% chance success, otherwise disqualified)


I thought I'd do something to liven the competitions up a bit from being purely based on a bit of luck on if the participants get drunk and how much drinking tolerance they spawn with, now it's a lot more in depth... And sidenote nasty goblins are the worst drinking partners...

* Added 'sipper' personality to comp drinkers (sip their booze)
* Added 'stoic' personality to comp drinkers (will drink expressionless)
* Added 'puker' personality to comp drinkers (large chance they will puke)
* Added 'extreme puker' personality to comp drinkers (instant puke after one drink)
* Added 'gullet' personality to comp drinkers (instantly downs their drinks)
* Added 'quitter' personality to comp drinkers (may quit at random)
* Added 'step further' personality to comp drinkers (will survive where others would pass out... but only once)
* Added 'cheat' personality to comp drinkers (will cheat sometimes, but can be caught)
* Added 'aggressive' personality to comp drinkers (will mess with other participants)
* Added 'unpredictable' personality to comp drinkers (will do any of the 9 above at random)
* Added chance aggressive human drinker will maliciously pat opponent on the back (chance of +1 drunk level)
* Added chance aggressive human drinker will pour more drink into opponents glass (chance of +1 drunk level)
* Added chance aggressive human drinker will whack belly of opponent (chance of quitting)
* Added chance aggressive goblin drinker will pee in opponents drink (chance of +1 drunk level)
* Added chance aggressive goblin drinker will flick poo at opponents face (chance of quitting)
* Added chance aggressive goblin drinker will put his fingers down opponents throat (INSTANTLY FORCES OPPONENT TO PUKE AND QUIT)


New drinking competitions will happen most years now in Goblinwood, but get down the Rusty Dagger Inn and read the drinkylist to see what's happening!

* Added random drinking competitions that take place at Human's toe tavern most years (random rules)
* Added random drinking competitions that take place at Rusty Dagger Inn most years (random rules)
* Added drinkylist to the rusty dagger inn listing all current goblinwood drinking competitions (including jamboree)


Added a vomit hole by request and ended up doing some other tweaks!

* Added Vomit Hole to drinking with god (credit 0324bence)
* Fixed text colour issue with god drinking 8 blurbs
* Added new god drinking dialogue


A little extra content for Warsim's greatest character... Umm YES!

* Added ability to offer pee pee 10 gold and laugh at his exploits (credit Mokuba)
* Added special alt outcome for being broke and offering pee pee 10 gold


The max it would go was saying you had a kingdoms worth of people, this happened when you had 3k or more visitors... I've seen people hitting stupidly high levels at late game that dwarf 3k, so now we've got better tiers of text to reflect it!

* Adjusted highest tier of throne room visitor text 'kingdoms worth of people' from 3k to 15k+
* Added new tier of throne room visitor text 'population of a city' (5k+)
* Added new tier of throne room visitor text 'several kingdoms worth' (50k+)
* Added new tier of throne room visitor text 'An empires worth of people) (100k+)
* Added new tier of throne room visitor text 'nigh on endless line of people) (250k+)
* Added new tier of throne room visitor text 'effectively endless line of people) (500k+)


There's still plenty more... but damn it I will get them!

* Fixed Black Bank gold loan message in error (credit Profane Ghost) https://steamproxy.net/app/659540/discussions/0/4758704514232098718/?tscn=1725957040
* Fixed terraton upgrades not triggering for godmode game
* Fixed gambling coin flip money bug (credit TheBigSmoke420)
* Fixed Arasuk recruitment labelled as 8 instead of 9 bug (credit Levi)
* Fixed ability to trawl frozen water (credit Diojeanne)
* Fixed night not knight text bug (credit Mini Paceed)
* Fixed empty text if council take over your kingdom after death (credit BMotB)
* Fixed Marie Elena boat doesn't state the cost of the bluetrii fruit they sell (credit Mini Paceed)
* Fixed monster trainer still gets trained even if he's been mauled to death (credit Diojeanne)
* Fixed bug with goblin coin flippers betting 0 gold
* Fixed text bug with spike knuckle unbanned text
* Fixed Spike knuckled fighters only appear in Brawl Pit if you ban them (credit Diojeanne)
* Fixed Slap Fighters only appear in brawl pit if you ban them (credit Diojeanne)
* Fixed necro robbery text bug
* Fixed broken name suffix (the Waste or Air) should be (the Waste of Air)

As always, the discord [discord.gg]is where it's at so don't be a stranger, I check it often :)

And we still have Warsim Collector's Editions for anyone interested - Warsimstore.com

Thank you all very much!

Huw <3

Getting drunk with god has never been more fun!

* Added 4 variants to drinking with god drink intro dialogue
* Added total rounds drank with god tracker
* Added 5 variants to toasting your drink with god


A new book added to the Old Library of the artifact market, and I updated our old wiki with pages for both this book and the one about Sorceror Khan here:

KHAN BOOK WIKI PAGE - https://warsim-the-realm-of-aslona.fandom.com/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Sorceror_Khan


NEW BOOK WIKI PAGE - https://warsim-the-realm-of-aslona.fandom.com/wiki/Cautionary_Tale_of_Golden_Sophia


* Added new book 'Cautionary Tale of the Golden Sophia' to the Old Library


An expansion to the prisons after a conversation here, now you can have 10x the prisoners! - https://steamproxy.net/app/659540/discussions/0/4431065858198202769/?tscn=1724346767

* Added new jail expansion upgrade (+5k prison size) (50k gold)
* Added new jail expansion upgrade (+10k prison size) (60k gold)
* Added new jail expansion upgrade (+15k prison size) (70k gold)
* Added new jail expansion upgrade (+20k prison size) (80k gold)
* Added new jail expansion upgrade (+20k prison size) (90k gold)
* Added new jail expansion upgrade (+20k prison size) (100k gold)


The relatively new goblin jester throne room events sucked, they didn't tell jokes just random goblin dialogues. Remedied that now!

* Reworked goblin throne room jesters to actually tell jokes
* Wrote 10 new goblin jokes
* Made goblin jesters a little rarer


As always a couple of fixes here! Thanks bug reporters as always

* Fixed Oooh snake text bug in ceremony (credit Someonesneaky)
* Fixed kingdom's symbol text bug in tutorial (credit Someonesneaky)
* Fixed the custom colour option text
* Fixed duplicate dialogue for changeling boss (credit Enfermeiro Edu)


A few smaller bits of content and changes!

* Added the name 'Tomikles' to the human name gen (credit the goat for making this meme video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-zQx1PpnTw
* Added instant sound restart when muting and unmuting music in the settings menu of a game
* Made it so terraton upgrade option triggers if you total gold is 1 billion between bank and cash not just cash alone (credit Federykx12)

As always, the discord is where it's at so don't be a stranger, I check it often :) - https://discord.gg/YyFAkry98w

Thank you all very much!

Huw <3

I originally put the collector's edition plan together years ago but finally this year was able to get all the designs, manufacturers, delivery, packing stuff, and website sorted.

It's been wild seeing so many people picking up a collectors edition from all over the world and to those who have supported the game by grabbing one I cannot thank you enough, it really really helps and gives me hope here.

Here's a few of the boxes ready to go out
It's been amazing trawling for old dev notes from years ago and sending them out to the surprising number of people picking up Elite Packs and Supporter's Packs (and I seriously appreciate you folks who have!)

I'll never have this many gnome coins again!
In the process of packing up coins here
And signing the boxes, got a video of me here opening the boxes to sign and man... It felt wrong to be preopening peoples games for them
Thank you all for the support, and to the many new and old Warsim players who have been leaving comments, across here, reddit, other forums, twitter, discord, and youtube. I have been trying to reply to as many as I can but I may finally be beat, which is a beautiful problem to have don't get me wrong. I really do appreciate all the comments I've been seeing, and all the emails and dms. Warsim's recent daily deal has seen an explosion of attention and support and it's heartening!

Cheers and love!
Huw

PS, also did a gamedev talk last night in my city, talking about the history of Warsim, was wild to do a Warsim thing in person!
(credit @Crazyreyn for the shot)

So starting this off with a HOLY MOLY WARSIM HAS HIT 100K COPIES ON STEAM. This is insane.

I made a little video for this announcement
But to summarise, after 9 years we've finally crossed this awesome milestone and recently seen that there's no signs of stopping yet for Warsim. It's been magical seeing so much life all over the Warsim community spaces, to see new videos and articles going up, and to see so many new reviews. My dms have been flooded but I'm trying to work my way through them every day so if you're waiting on a reply give me time :)

To all our new Warsimmers, welcome aboard and thank you for contributing to the biggest moment in Warsim's history (so far), and to you guys who've been along for the ride, thanks for building Warsim up so it could reach this point.

I'm thankful for you all everyday! <3


After years of it being just a concept or a theory, the Warsim collectors edition is now live! I've tried to build it with the same passion and love that went into the game itself!

The standard collectors edition comes with:
* A 40 page Warsim book
* A 2 sided stainless metal coin with case and stand
* A pile of Warsim stickers
* A sealed boxed copy of Warsim
* A handwritten note from me
* 2 steam keys
* A big Warsim poster

I have looked at shipping for most places in the world and tried my best to find the most affordable couriers, I am building and shipping these all by myself so please be gentle haha.

Check out the collectors editions on https://warsimstore.com/!


This is the first time the update hasn't been one of the main focuses of a steam announcement, but don't let this one slip by, it brings another patch of new content and 2 new gamemodes!

For those who want to start with a terraton! Enjoy the 'challenge', there's also a new game mode starting with 1 land and 5k gold for each faction! Good luck :)

* Added Godmode (terraton challenge mode) (random normal start with 1 terraton)
* Added 1 land, 5k gold challenge mode (all kingdoms 1 land, 5000 gold, and an army)


I love the throne room, it was a random feature slapped in midway through development. Over the years I have added 1000s of encounters and variants, and tons of random features and moving parts to it, but it's not perfect and still can get repetetive at times, so I continue in my efforts to add more and more range to it!

* Added throne room encounter 'divine right drunk man' (credit JSSSX)
* Added throne room encounter 'You're the best' (credit JSSSX)
* Added throne room encounter 'Pleasant visit'
* Added throne room encounter 'Taverns and town squares'
* Added throne room encounter 'Wonderful one'
* Added throne room encounter 'Echoes of kindness'
* Added throne room encounter 'A simple hello'
* Added throne room encounter 'bless my spirit'
* Added throne room encounter 'bless my face'
* Added throne room encounter 'bless my cotton socks'
* Added throne room encounter 'bless my face'
* Added throne room encounter 'bless my heart'
* Added throne room encounter 'bless my old goblin friend'
* Added throne room encounter 'bless my favourite carrot'
* Added throne room encounter 'me brave stupid goblin'
* Added throne room encounter 'Not good king'
* Added throne room encounter 'Poopy king'
* Added throne room encounter 'Big bad accusation'


You can never have too much flesh around lands beyond stuff!

* Added lands beyond location 'Red layered rock'
* Added lands beyond location 'RNG persons' Sword marking'


Now you can find out right after a fight or tournament how many wins the grand champion has!

* Added tracker of total wins for surviving grand champion in 8 man tournament
* Added tracker of total wins for surviving grand champion in 16 man tournament
* Added tracker of total wins for surviving grand champion in 32 man tournament
* Added tracker of total wins for surviving grand champion in grand tournament
* Added tracker of total wins for surviving grand champion in annual arena champion challenge


I love those coin flip encounters you get in the throne room, so now there are even more gambler types!

* Added new throne room coin flipper 'Scuffy goblin' (has 3-5 coins instead of 5-10)
* Added new throne room coin flipper 'goblin worker' (has 15-40 coins instead of 5-10)
* Added new throne room coin flipper 'wealthy goblin' (has 500-1000 coins instead of 5-10)
* Added new throne room coin flipper 'Exhuberant goblin' (has 1000-3500 coins instead of 5-10)
* Added new throne room coin flipper 'Desperate gambling man' (has 3-5 coins instead of 15-35)
* Added new throne room coin flipper 'Focused gambling man' (has +1 on all moneypurse spawning variables)
* Added new throne room coin flipper 'Rich gambling man' (has 10x the wealth of default gambling man)


I've expanded some of the troop recruitment end of turn events to be a bit more varied, it's always good to have more of them!

* Added 'goblin son of yours' end of turn event (+1 goblin)
* Added 'freesword pledge' end of turn event (+10-35 soldiers)
* Added 'large group of refugees' end of turn event (3x normal size)
* Added 'small group of refugees' end of turn event (5x smaller than normal)
* Added 'lone refugee' end of turn event (+1 peasant)


More advice to be read in the throne room or by your staff!

* Added new year advice
* Added lands beyond explore advice
* Added necro tower advice
* Added fight pit champion pipeline advice
* Added exploration tip advice


Let it be known never will warsim champions ever be similar! Over 3500 suffixes and counting :)

* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Fire' (+58 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Ice' (+54 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Storms' (+61 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Shadows' (+57 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Light' (+53 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Earth' (+50 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Wind' (+46 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Time' (+62 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Knowledge' (+55 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Dreams' (+48 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Chaos' (+60 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Harmony' (+52 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Nature' (+57 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Magic' (+63 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Healing' (+46 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Vengeance' (+59 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Illusion' (+51 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Music' (+44 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Technology' (+49 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Wisdom' (+58 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Illumination' (+56 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Freedom' (+53 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Secrets' (+62 Battlescore)
* Added new name suffix 'the Titan of Guardians' (+54 Battlescore)


Always more crap to discover!

* Added new loot item 'rusty goblinstick' (worth 1 gold)
* Added new loot item 'floating orb that hums in ancient tongues' (worth 200 gold)
* Added new loot item 'cracked monocle that shows glimpses of alternate realities' (worth 65 gold)
* Added new loot item 'sentient candle that never extinguishes, but occasionally complains' (worth 250 gold)
* Added new loot item 'jar of screaming pebbles' (worth 55 gold)
* Added new loot item 'leather-bound book that erases itself after being read' (worth 95 gold)
* Added new loot item 'mirror that reflects your shadow as a different creature' (worth 170 gold)
* Added new loot item 'cracked glass eye with a dull sheen' (worth 1 gold)
* Added new loot item 'twisted bronze nail with mysterious symbols etched into it' (worth 3 gold)
* Added new loot item 'chipped ceramic tile with a faded landscape painting' (worth 2 gold)
* Added new loot item 'dented copper bell that makes no sound' (worth 1 gold)
* Added new loot item 'broken compass with a needle that spins aimlessly' (worth 2 gold)
* Added new loot item 'melted wax figurine with an unrecognizable shape' (worth 2 gold)
* Added new loot item 'dull and scratched bronze coin with a hole in the middle' (worth 3 gold)
* Added new loot item 'silver flute that plays haunting melodies on its own' (worth 125 gold)
* Added new loot item 'diamond-studded crown of a forgotten king' (worth 350 gold)
* Added new loot item 'arrow with an eye on the end of it' (worth 10 gold)
* Added new loot item 'ribbonlined silver arrow' (worth 45 gold)
* Added new loot item 'fine diamond arrow' (worth 100 gold)
* Added new loot item 'fine golden arrow' (worth 75 gold)
* Added new loot item 'fine iron arrow' (worth 9 gold)
* Added new loot item 'snapped half of a wedding ring' (worth 5 gold)
* Added new loot item 'mysterious ancient note' (worth 25 gold)
* Added new loot item 'iron castle statue' (worth 30 gold)
* Added new loot item 'iron cyclops statue' (worth 35 gold)


As always a couple of fixes here! Thanks bug reporters as always.

* Fixed scorpion infinite loop betting bug (credit Someonesneaky)
* Fixed hall of order construction bug (credit Clyax)
* Fixed talking with leader of necroburners camp not working

EVERYTHING ELSE (4 features)

A few smaller bits of content and changes!

* Rewrote 2 goblin jokes
* Made undead corpse seller throne room encounter have random offering of corpses and price (instead of 1k for 500 corpses, its random up to 5k of both)
* Blocked random heroes from spawning in during custom fights in the terraton Arena (credit AIWithASoulMaybe)
* Added 11 new crowns and removed 2 duplicates


Warsim, she is an old beast. Never intended to be a game, now a massive massive monster file of so many spinning parts. A marvel that it works at all, and over 100k people have played it now, which is so insane to me. For a long time, before Warsim even, I dreamed of making RPGS, they're my true love. Always seeking the perfect rpg, I've been working for more than half a year on the side on something else with a talented coder, and already something promising is shaping up. But it is likely going to take years, and I am still looking for good programmers who work with GML (if you know some, hit ya boi up!)

We also had this absolutely epic Warsim meme video pop up recently!
It's been beautiful watching all of Warsims community spaces explode, this was a lovely moment where I got avalanched with love on the discord

Thank you as always to all you beautiful people who made this possible, to all the commentors, to all the new discord[discord.gg] joiners, to those leaving reviews good or bad! Thank you all.

Cheers and take care,

Huw <3