Happy Halloween, Player! Here at the Football Improvement Centre, we don't really approve of extra-curricular activities that distract from your re-education. Therefore, we'd like to remind all students of a couple important rules:

1. Swapping out your mandated FIC uniform for any sort of "Spooky Costume" is strictly forbidden.
   
2. It is against the rules to stray from the strict dietary regimen of "Noodle Soop Brand Noodle Soup" and "Nuclear Power Energy Drink" which we enforce here at the facility. All Single Occupancy Residences will be randomly inspected this week for any smuggled "Treats" or "Candy."
   
3. Claims that the Football Improvement Centre is haunted are baseless hearsay, and therefore, any attempt to spread such outrageous rumors will be met with swift punishment.

Don't be discouraged, Player! The facility has put these strict rules in place to ensure your speedy graduation, but that doesn't mean we can't still get into the holiday spirit!

As a special treat, The Football Improvement Centre has secured a week's supply of festive... Err... "Halloween-Compliant Pumpkin Balls!" Yes, yes, these new training materials serve not only as a means to spread cheer, but they will also prepare you for unusual heading situations on the field, because, uhh, you never know what life might throw at you, and, well... Actually...

Oh look, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I am just steaming mad. That blasted Carl has somehow found another way to bring this facility closer to impending bankruptcy! I gave him a budget to go to the hardware store to purchase actual materials for constructing new lessons and he goes and comes back with a truck load of bloody PUMPKINS! He said there was a special "Halloween Sale" and he just couldn't pass up on an incredible deal. When I scolded him for his idiocy he told me he actually thought this would make me happy! Can you believe that?!

Oh, well. If I'm stuck with these stupid things then I'm at least going to write them off as a business expense. Like it or not, they're your problem now! I hope you like pumpkins, Player.

Because starting today you'll be heading "Pumpkin Balls" until they run out!

- Happy Halloween.

Hello Player, welcome to the Football Improvement Centre!

As a new resident you will certainly have questions regarding your exciting re-education regimen. Rest assured, any questions not satisfied here will be addressed as you progress through the program.

Q: Is the Football Improvement Centre a Prison?
A: Of course not!*

Q: Why are there bars on my window?
A: The safety bars on your window are there for your protection and were installed at considerable expense to the FIC. They prevent large predators from entering, and ensure players do not suffer a fall from potentially dangerous heights. While you may grip the safety bars (for comfort), tugging or sawing at them is strictly forbidden.

Q: Okay, May I Leave Now?
A: You are contractually obligated to remain here until you have been successfully reeducated.

Q: Where Are The Other Students?
A: They are all happily re-educating themselves without you nosing in on them. Remember: you’re not here to worry about other students or their progress, you are here to improve yourself!

Q: Will You Cure My Keeper Anxiety?
A: Almost all of our students have some form of Keeper anxiety, and our lesson plans have been tailored to address all but the most severe cases of this deleterious affliction.

Q: Is Any Of This Stuff Legal?
The Football Improvement Centre is dedicated to knowledge and learning for players who have some disability in their footballing skills. We follow all legally-obligated mandates of both The Equality Act of 2010 and the United Nations Convention on Disability Rights.

Q: What Do I Do If I Am Injured?
A: All Football Improvement Centre lessons have been extensively tested to ensure that they cause no physical harm. If you have injured yourself you are legally obligated to fill out a Self Injury Report Form

Q: What Do I Do If I Injure Myself Again?
A: We realize that this is a rehabilitation centre and, as such, many players lack basic skills such as motor function, common sense, and/or an internal desire for self-preservation. Please fill out a Problem Student Form in addition to the legally obligated Self Injury Report Form. We are sorry about your actions.

Q: What Do I Do If I Keep Injuring Myself... Constantly?
A: There are some things that the Football Improvement Centre cannot mend. If your injuries have caused you to be unable to continue your reeducation at these facilities then you are legally obligated to fill out a Request For Transfer of Both Money & Player Form. This ensures that the FIC is paid for your failures and legally allows us to discharge you and send you to a more specialized facility.

Q: Why do we only train at night?
A: Thanks to the numerous studies conducted by the FIC we have ascertained beyond some people’s reasonable doubt that the Heading facilities are improved by using indirect, incandescent bulbs to highlight the field, targets, and play area.

Q: I Have an Official Complaint
A: Official complaints may be filed at the Office of the Headmaster on Tuesdays between 12:00 and 14:35. As a reminder: all official complaints must use the proper forms. To request an official form, please contact a staff member or file a Request for Complaint Request Form with any available staff or service member. Or visit this link: http://steamproxy.net/app/621010/discussions/0/1457328927832243222/

Q: Why Can’t I Leave?
A: If you find your Single Occupancy Residence Door is stuck, please fill out a Regular Maintenance Form. Our world class staff will seek to right this wrong as quickly as possible. We thank you for your patience.


*Our legal team has suggested that we note the following: technically the facilities are “prison-like in their appearance.”

Thank you for your participation, Player. We look forward to your re-education.

Headmaster is now available on Steam! We are so excited to see what Vive and Rift SteamVR players think of this weird anti-sports mashup. Whether you're a soccer fan, a football fan, or a sports anti-fan, we believe that you'll enjoy this experience that is somewhere between Portal and Wii-Sports in VR.

We have done our best to test the game in various configurations, but if you have any launch day issues know that we are on point and ready to update the game as we hear. Just drop a note in the steam forum or email us directly at support@frameinteractive.com, and we'll get on it.

Thanks!

- The three of us at Frame Interactive