Hello you beautiful people!

As a very small gesture of appreciation for your continued support for our studio, Vile Monarch would like to offer you a special additional 10% on our latest just released title, Weedcraft Inc. This discount is available for anyone who owns any of the titles below on Steam and stacks with any additional discounts, including the currently available 15% launch discount.

Steam users will get an additional 10% discount if they own any of the following games:

Block'Hood
Oh Sir
Oh Sir:The Hollywood Roast
Crush Your Enemies
Beat Cop

Or if they own the movie Austin High on Steam!

Don't own Austin High? If you buy Weedcraft Inc, you'll get Austin High for free. So how long will you have to lock in this deal? These discounts will last for two weeks from the time the game is live on Steam.

Thanks so much for the support, and we can't wait to get growing with all of you soon!

Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant.

http://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/622720/

Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles.

An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits.

Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019.

For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies,

It’s time to spread the roast in the best Hollywood style! Today we welcome PS4 players from all around the world to join the most cinematic insult experience.

Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast, brought to PS4 by Crunching Koalas, supports cross-play multiplayer between PC, console and even mobile! Yes, you’re right. A new big flow of players that are yet to discover the game mechanic waiting to be insulted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_Dh1F7ZpE
Remember, the argue between PC & consoles (and mobile) might last forever, but the Vile Monarch’s will is the following – all his minions need to be united - only together we’re the biggest insulters community in the world!

The game is up to date with all the balance patches, characters, scenarios, etc. Enjoy the verbal roasting!

Xbox version of the game is coming on June 1st. It’s a gift, boy. You can book one already using the most evil form of buying goods – pre-order.

Yours sincerely,
Vile Monarch

Well hello there again fellow roasters!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Friday to bring you some exciting news! There’s an unstoppable new force waiting to TERMINATE any organic souls foolish enough to face off against him in the verbal jousting ring. He will enable you to CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE ALIEN PREDATORS!

The latest update adds a burly new character called Groan, and yeah if the super subtle description above didn’t already give it away, he’s a mix of Conan and the Terminator. So without much further ado, it’s our pleasure to raise the curtain and introduce all of you to the Mighty Groan!
An Austrian accented cybernetic organism sent from the future to kill a punk kid from the '80s, but mistakenly sent back 1500 years too far to Barbarian times, Groan The Destroyinator is just as confused as you are. His parts are rusting, his circuitry is outdated and is operating system is obsolete-- basically, he's a big muscly dummy. Lucky for him, he doesn't have to do much more than periodically flex his pecs and deliver quotable one-liners-- which he always crushes.

That’s not all though! This updates also includes a brand new arena called “Roast Your Enemies.” So know you can bring the pain with cybernetic efficiency and a barbaric flair in front of your own pixelated bloodthirsty audience!

We still have some more surprises up our sticky sleeves in store for you guys, so please keep an eye out on this space for news about future updates.

Thanks a lot for your continued support and we hope to meet you all screaming on the verbal battlefield!

Yours truly,

Vile Monarch

Hey there again you lovely people!

The next few days are going to be really special for us, as we’ve teamed-up with the amazing folks from One Gamer Fund and have put our entire library of Good Shepherd Entertainment published titles on sale for the lowest prices each respective title has ever been available for here on Steam to benefit the One Gamer Fund during its inaugural charity weekend.

The One Gamer Fund is a new philanthropic initiative comprised of seven gaming nonprofits: AbleGamers, Child’s Play, Games for Change, Global Game Jam, the IGDA Foundation, Stack-Up and Take This. Between 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 21 to 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 25, half of all proceeds generated by purchases of Good Shepherd games after Steam’s share of revenue is factored will be donated directly to the IGDA Foundation on behalf of the One Gamer Fund and subsequently dispersed among all partnering nonprofits.

This is not all though! We’ve also just launched a special new Good Shepherd Entertainment Bundle to coincide with this sale. This bundle will allow those whom already own some of our games to easily complete their set at a special additional 25% discount! This means that you can add even more gaming goodness to life whilst helping these seven amazing charities and causes.

A number of Twitch personalities will also be hosting special streams to aid the One Gamer Fund throughout the weekend. Individuals can learn more about ways to participate by visiting www.OneGamerFund.org and following @OneGamerFund on Twitter.

We can’t tell you guys how much this sales means to us and how proud we are to be a small part of helping these amazing causes. None of this would be possible without all of your help though, so on behalf of everyone involved in this benefit sale, we just wanted to say thank you very much for your continued support!

Here’s to the power of gaming!

Greetings,

The Good Shepherd Team

The Hollywood Roast just got more cheesy and ludicrous thanks to yet another free DLC! We are pleased to welcome the Small Screen Stars including JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles!

Best of all, this time you won’t have to search through the darkest part of the internet to find out how to unlock your favourite characters. All you need is to launch the game and going straight into a classic YouTube collaboration!

In case you need a little bit of description about each of the YouTubers, Vile Monarch presents you the official description:

Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and I am the most consistently energetic videogame commentator on YouTube.My thunderclap is feared around the world and I bring the green heat with me wherever I may roam.

It's trashCAN not trashCAN'T, at least that's how ZombiUnicorn chooses to live her life. Before she was a survival champion of the Fijian jungle, she'd been pelted over and over by insults from beta trolls so much it thickened her skin so hard, it became like a diamonds. She often boasts of this by saying she's got her "hard on." Over the years, the golden gaming garbage goddess has gladly taken on various opponents and crushed them with as little as a simple subtweet. She also likes long walks on the beach and dank memes.

EatMyDiction has punched the sun more times than he's seen daylight. His video game prowess is second to none, in that he's unnaturally mediocre at all games. To make up for this he has perfected that fine art of “convoluted insult therapy” to keep an unsafe emotional distance from anyone who may want to engage him in light conversation.

Gleaming beacon of joy and childlike wonder, Thinknoodles was born at the top of a colossal mountain composed of mighty bricks. Along with his trusty furry pal Kopi, he travels around the digital landscape looking for adventure and fun. His visage remains one of the greatest mysteries in the land, and it is said that his gaze has the power of 10 billion Game Boys with fully-charged batteries.

Start your own YouTube drama today! Feel like a leader of a huge community and strike your opponents with insults supported by thousands of likes.

“But I’m not a fan of YouTubers. I want the Hollywood stars”. Wait, wait… What? Well... You can always insult them if that’s what makes your day better. But it’s much better to do it in The Hollywood Roast than hating in their comments section, believe us! By the way, the big screen stars are already in the works, with more free updates to come!


Enjoy the variety of new characters and spread the word to your friends!
Yours truly,
Vile Monarch

Our modding community has spoken: they want easier ways to record voice for custom characters. There you go: now there’s a built-in tool that will hold your hand making the recording process as easy and pleasant as insulting celebrities on Twitter. So if you dream of becoming the next Kevin Conroy, Nolan North or Tara Strong, this is the place to start.

But there’s more! We have a pleasure to announce our Oh...Sir! Community Contest for modders! Create a character and win the NVIDIA GTX 1070 graphics card and/or a stack of fresh and brilliant games! Deadline: August 8th!
Check out the details on our forum: http://steamproxy.net/app/575330/discussions/0/1457328927850916517/.

Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun.

To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Hollywood Roast and its equally disrespectful godfather of quips, Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator.

There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.

• Brand New Playable Character Jane Blunt: Visit “Casino Quarter Pounder” with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majesty’s silly service. She’s a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So don’t be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) – Available Now!
  
• New Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest Launch: This new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. We’re so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that we’re putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space – Coming July 18th
  
• Small Screen Stars Free DLC Release: Live out all of your millennial dreams by playing as some of your favorite YouTube and Twitch stars by downloading this free DLC pack. It includes notable stars such as JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles - Available First week of August

• Brand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: We’ve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldn’t be prouder to announce that we’ve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isn’t afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th

So stop pretending you have anything better to do, and join us for this unforgettable insult-a-thon celebration. Because this summer, the only thing hotter than the weather, is the roasted corpses of your opponents!

*so new it hasn’t been researched yet, you armpit of an arachnid’s uncle

The Hollywood Roast will give you nightmares with the newest update. Starring Nosferateen, a fangsty young monster that will bite you with his grim insults (unless you have some roasted garlic at hand). Also, the producers listened to respectable critics and added a bunch of improvements hoping for a higher IMDB score. You see, games can be changed many times after the premiere, while it’s not something you do with a movie! (We’re talking to you, Mr. George Lucas)

So here’s what we added:
- Nosferateen - a new star in the cast! Can you figure out how to unlock him?
- “Late Afternoon Of The Dead” - a new scene that pays homage to classic horrors.
- You can now skip company logos at the beginning.
- Blah blah blah? Fixing missing or incorrect voice bits.
- The order of the dialogues in the Kung Fu scene will now please your master.
- User interface tweaks.
- Scoring tweaks.