I'd rather staple my ball sack to my forehead than play this

dead game

Since nobody will read the reviews, I'll say in this review I'm gay and I love cross-dressing as a femboy.

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Superior to every other games of the "DoTA-like" genre Based

cancer.

I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up and awards
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Meh it's okay. If you have never played this game before, don't start now. You'll thank me for that. Trust me. Just go and walk away from this game. The toxicity level from SEA is off putting enough, even the fish have to wear hazmat suits.

Ah, Dota 2, the game where toxicity flows like a never-ending river and the community is as welcoming as a pack of hungry wolves. Strap in, folks, because this rollercoaster of emotional distress is about to make you question your life choices.

Let's start with the community, shall we? A lovely bunch, really, if your idea of lovely involves getting flamed for daring to pick a hero someone else wanted. And don't even get me started on the joy of encountering smurfs who stomp around like they own the place, leaving a trail of shattered dreams in their wake.

But wait, there's more! Ever wanted to experience the thrill of spending an hour in a match, only to have your hopes dashed by a single misstep? Congratulations, Dota 2 has got you covered. And let's not forget the joy of watching your teammates rage quit faster than you can say "GG."

And don't even think about trying to improve. Sure, you could watch tutorials, read guides, and practice till your fingers bleed, but why bother when you can just blame your losses on everyone else? It's the Dota 2 way!

But overall, despite the salt mines and the occasional dumpster fire of a match, I would still recommend this game. Because beneath all the toxicity lies a surprisingly addictive experience that somehow keeps you coming back for more punishment. So, if you're ready to dive headfirst into a cesspool of salt, frustration, and occasional glimpses of actual gameplay, welcome to Dota 2. Just remember to bring a hazmat suit and a healthy dose of sarcasm. You're gonna need it.

DOTA is love, DOTA is life