I dont understand.game is for humans , or for cockroaches ? or maybe for a hybrid of dog and cockroach? Developer answer!

Genuinely one of the worst and super annoying games i ever beat

for first 3 hours play was fun..then you understand why the game is terrible.more and more...
and they have intentionally made it like that . almost whole game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP. they were maybe making an experiment who can make the most unfun zombies game possible and they have succeeded & maybe nobody will take their place evr again as the most retarded zombie game . u evn managed to beat dying light in that position

thjis franchise needs to be taken off the internet as soon as possible.I understand there is ppl some fans of this games,but probably the played multiplayer,so this review is not about that component. ;;;;;but all others, the fanbase of this game,,,,-- is just BRAINWASHED CATTLE as hell.
seriously THIS GAME IS OBEDIENCE TRAINING SIMULATOR . BECOME A LAPDOG . and who made it , of course , the japanese made it the canadians but the prodoucers are japanesae and in credits lots of hiroshi wakasashi fujiamo all this names , plus its 10000% japanese game in spirit and design
Who if not japanese would figure out the most efficient way to make some simple fun concept about zombies really antifun and irritating
I knwo why this is happen,and i will explain.
In japan have highest suicide rates on the planet, most of the coutry is dystopian office realm where you live inside office buildings your employment at the office is your life, and you must obey 100% learn to bow down before your shogun at all the times. (your manager) so if he is upset displeased with your work then the japanese guy he will jump from window or quietly hang himself in the wardrobe in the rest room becuase his honor bushido has been tainted he was not obedient enough. so this is the main philosophy behind which this game is built ,especialy visible in the "time managment" system that exists there to give the player training brainwash and conditioning to be always on time for work at the office
so with that out of the way the game is 1000% a training simulator for the player to become joyful dog golden retriever or shiba inu in japan hatiko who will happily run around do the biddings play fetch and panting all the tiem

lots of really bnad things in this game
1.combat and dodge animations SUX but not a problem just that the boss fights suck about how bad they are extremely boring (because again this game is obedience bushido office worker dog sheep training) there is MANY cases when a boss can deal lots of damage or kill you while your character is stuck in slowass animation.the boss have also magnetic attacks to make sure he hits u
2.TIME LIMIT, ZOMBREX ♥♥♥♥. the game has a time limit that is there for what reaso exactly???just to piss you off.(and obedience training).because if you are playing first time u will not do the things u would like to do normally in a game of similar format . for first fewstory missions u can say even exploration is discouraged.
because 3. character is slow as hell. multiple times will be sending u like dog to run across the map
4.and the thing that is super annying when u fight the dumb annoying as hell motorcycle boss you get pissed off not because the boss fight is retarded but because there is a song playing that is like 99% copy of metallica sad but true so if u listen that song hundreds of times and knwo the lyrics and then u are fighting this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying boring boss and the song is playing and u keep anticipating how the song will play & the lyrics but its all different and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up which makes you really angry 5) oh and lol guess what you could be fighting a boss and the time limit is still going i had main mission expire while fighting a boss and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had to reload the save file to way back also but somehow its your own fault for not knowing this can happen ahead of time Seriously ♥♥♥♥ this fanbase! bunch of pets cockroaches

* zombies in this game SUX.after some time you will not even realize this is zombies or anything. it will just feel like u are making journey through most annoying swamp ever .and at least in mudrunner u can do that and its fine. here is not.just annoying as u run from point a to pont b

forgot what else i wanted to say

man jst ♥♥♥♥ this game i can list so many bad things abtu this worst piece of trash ever
this is game for hakf life 1 einstein scientist because every isngle time u need to open google for something and sit there like idiottt and researcch the wiki page look at game maps instead of playing
the brainwashed as hell community of this game series will disagree but this is srsly ppl who cant be helped

just lack of info abot this game completely if u wanna understand something please learn our stupid terminology first . AND ALSO GOOGLE ALL THIS SEACH ENGINES ♥♥♥♥ MADE ON PURPSOE BAD BY BILL GATES N all these ones you know who.
because now you cannot find anything on google. you cannot even find map of weapons for this game

At some point in the game the mission tells u You must gather right now 1 million dollars.
The normal player he will think.What the ♥♥♥♥? Okay... What to do then...
And what u do is u Uninstall that game.,that is proper course of action.
Of cours i had to see it through so The most normal way that could hav been done was smashing up slot machines for almost 40 minutes. What the ♥♥♥♥! Thats the gameplay u see
Alternative method:(ONLY for scientists,and all this brainwashed disgusting nerds pseudopeople : gather the "gambling magazines" from where ver the ♥♥♥♥ they are in the game world. and then find thebig gambling machine and do it there.)and btw this magazines they take up your inventory slot and you have like 7 of them normally . it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ completely
but that was just its begina
finally when u got the million dollar after 30-40 minutes. u get new revelation.YOU MUST NOW WAITING TILL 7PM of in game time. and current in game time is 12pm. what is this u might wonder? this is additional 35 minutes of waiting.
of course if you want,please go and do the retarded fetch and escort quests
(And forgot antehr point is about the escort quests.Almost all the side quests in this game is this escort quest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ where you need to run across the whole game world with a snails pace dumb npc follower who can get killed easily ESPECIALLY if u run into a surprise surprise! boss area!!! Just allo f them are like that and after doing like the first 3 if u are normal person at all u will not wanna do any more of them ever again)
So after these 35 minutes waiting finally pass...you may proceed with the main quest.If u are in that area where it begins , u will automaticaly go into a cutscene. Boss fight begins.The most retarded unfun bos fight in the entire game.If you dont have good items with u u will get killed now. And what about checkpoint u might wonder?/ No, ♥♥♥♥ your checkpoint ,you get loaded back to 12pm in game time and please waiting again 35 minutes,because in this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game there is no time advancement feature . JHust what thehell is doing this developer ? Why not make it so that if u die the whole game restarts then , and that u lose the million dollars?Make it like that or dont make such stupid ♥♥♥♥ at all

♥♥♥♥ this game series completely.Deserve to be erased forever.

Seriously insane how much they could ♥♥♥♥ up a game aout killing zombies in malls and casinos.(THey did it on purpose to piss me off secondly to give secret training indoctrination into obedient dog lifestyle ,so in that case the zombie game purpose of this game is to create in real life zombies)

Japan you forget abot hiroshima nagasaki? ?? Maybe need remind you?? (Of course jocking because most likely atom bombs dont even exist just another made up bill gates thingy)

Classic, Been playing dead rising 2 and off the record for atleast a decade. These games hold up, and will always have a special place in my heart.

Great game if you set your expectations a bit lower because multiplayer and the DLCs don't work anymore. Controller support doesn't work either somehow.