(´・ω・｀)右の人と左の人で世界観違うよ！ 

DOS MAGENTA #1 COLOR! Or is it CYAN? 

The perils of descending. 

The battle does not go to the strong or the swift but the one with the turbo button. 

The tutorial is quite thorough. 

Awwww! ^-^ (end of scenario 2B) 

I'll have you know as a good Lebowsky overachiever I need to be notified in my face about all my amazing achievements. 

Not all the denizens of this establishment are ner'do'wells.