It is with great pride that we release the final update for OnlyCans, in the form of the Achievement Update.

You should now be able to unlock all the achievements in the game, and if you've played before, you'll get them awarded without having to play through again.

We've also added a new voice for Taro Tease - we think you'll like them.

Thank you all so much for playing the game. Your streams, videos and reviews have made it all worthwhile.

With love, and Eternal Devotion,
-The Shize Board

Hello Shizeheads™!

We're in the process of adding Steam Achievements to the game using our patented Shize™ LLC Achievement Management System™ - but we need a few days to check its all working on a live beta build for our testers.

During this time you'll be able to see the upcoming achievements, but you won't be able to unlock them until we release the achievement update on the main game branch. This should only take a few days to test, and then you'll be able to get into game and unlock the achievements that you so rightfully deserve!

Remember to Feel the Fizz Inside You™ and drink Shize™ every day!

- The Shize Board

We're releasing a small patch with a few tweaks to the Hot and Steamy Collection's flow based on our experiences watching all your lovely streams on Twitch and Youtube!

It's been amazing to drop in on all the streams and watch you playing with our delicious flavours!

Here are the patch notes:

• Tweaks to the can unlock flow in the Hot and Steamy DLC
  
• Additional fixes to remove a potential exploit in the files of the software
  
• Eternal Devotion is now 100% more effective as per Ms Fishbarck's orders
  
• Decreased the Aluminium-To-Moistness Ratio from 0.70145 back to 0.7
  
• Removed a rogue reference to Linden Hill

We hope you have an amazing February, and remember: Feel the Fizz Inside You!™

- The Shize Board

Happy Valentines Day, Everyone! ːheartː

We're releasing a small patch with a few minor bug fixes before we go on our company mandated month-long holiday.

Here are the patch notes:

• Updated Front End so that Begin Session does not show if you've not got a can selected
  
• Added names to the Additional Writers Credits
  
• Removed a potential exploit in the files of the software introduced by Olivier
  
• There is now a "NEW" icon that appears when the player completes the Heritage Collection and should move onto the Hot and Steamy Collection
  
• Updated description of Cookies 'n' Cream to reflect the accuracy of Shize™ LLC's proud history
  
• Increased the Aluminium-To-Moistness Ratio from 0.7 to 0.70145
  
• Fixed a misspelling in Ms Fishbarck's name

We hope you have a lovely day, and remember: Feel the Fizz Inside You!™

- The Shize Board

We have pushed a small update to the game - this should hopefully enable some more users on low-end systems to play the game on the lowest settings.

- The Shize Board