I KEEP TOUCHING THE WRONG DADS WILLY. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THIS GAME!!!

This truly has been an adventure of a lifetime, my university professor has gifted me this glorious game and I came here thinking this would merely be a joke game about showering with your father. However, I was taken by pleasant surprise when I saw the full scale of this wonderful brilliant game. I went from mere showering with my father, avoiding all the strangers, because as we all know STRANGER DANGER, to switching races and being timed on my father-showering mission. Then, as all good games, this one also has the ability to fly in a bathtub as an african american collecting your fathers while shooting down all the enemies in your path. It was beautiful.
BUT this is not all that this art creation of a game contains, you can also switch races while collecting fathers falling down from the sky, although it is tough, the rewards are worth it.
Finally, you must prove yourself to your ninja father. Avoid the 3 ninja children, which later duplicate becoming 5 ninja children, as the ninja father throws shurikens at you. The task is tough, and you may need to become a ghost in order to win, but afterwards you will be SON OF THE MONTH.

The training then begins, your father accepts you and brings you along for a motorcycle ride, where you must take down all the ninjas from the enemy clan. Furthermore, you win and become the greatest ninja child.
Although this all may sound confusing, it gets better, you must fix the hot water in a police station through various mindbreaking puzzles and then bathe with your beautiful collegue. This game was a wonderful experience, it broke my soul and heart only to rebuild them stronger than ever before. I absolutely recommend the game, if you have a father, buy it for him, if you are a father, buy this for your son. The experience is absolutely worth it, 10/10. Thank you professor, if you are reading this, for allowing me to experience this spectacular videogame, I one day hope to be able to make something even 10% as great as this is.

Very relatable and immersive