Everybody wants to be a Ostrich ... 

Sup? 

"I am not coming out until the wife moves all the eggs...............I never wanted this many kids in the first place" 

My Island 

Ahoy 

"Hello Mr Skeleton not very nice weather is it...........only fit for ducks and im an ostrich" 

"Well i hope i'm not stuck on this island as long as he was.........if i am who will find me,a chimp with a degree" 

"Well i wont be sitting on them until they hatch,theres hundreds of them!!!!!..............i dont care what the wife says" 

"Ok look at all those eggs but lookie..................theres a HAT,must have HAT for collectionnnnnnnnnnnn" 

"Dont ask me how i managed to lay that............its a long story and rather embarassing"