They are not unlocking.

Trading TF2 keys for The Collider Steam key or inventory gift.

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As title says. It just shows the title and that spinning icon for me now; it has yet to reach the menu screen where I can play from. This is disheartening. Simple as it is, Collider has been a very satisfying program to play and I'd hoped I might give it one last go....

Does anyone know of a hack or patch to get this game running? I enjoyed it but no longer boots past the opening loading screen. I'm sure there is a way. I've attempted to hack memory addresses to no avail. Anyone have any ideas?