Calm down! It's you from the future! 

Why thank you! It's so nice of you! *corrects her short skirt* 

LMAO 

Well, sucks to be you - we're dining in the indian restaurant 

Uh, I'm really sorry I tried to fix you up with Hitler. 

yass! 

It only took me 12 hrs to realize I could totally edit the avatar and not just pick random ones. 

I accidentally squished a spider right in her potato salad and she liked that. Also this sentence doesn't sound wrong at all :D 

Protoss I - His first date through our agency didn`t go well. And after all my work to make her presentable ! :( ...Oh well, your hamster is of course important, Protoss ;).. 

Good to know i guess.. c_c