So... a little birdy (ie. the back end of Steam that lays everything out in neat little rows... so I guess it's less of a bird and more of a glorified spreadsheet_) told us that over 100,000 people have already bought Ballionaire.

Excuse me while I go lay horizontal for a while and stare into the void. The comforting, comforting void.

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OK, I'm back, they told me it wasn't my time yet.

Wow, thank you all so much for giving our autobonker a try. We've got so much more planned for January but honestly, we'll add in what y'all most want to see. More triggers? Sure. Mods? Hell ya. Boards? Music? QoL? WHAT DO YOU WANT? We have no shame, we are monkeys that will dance to your tune. Tell us what you want on Discord[discord.gg]!

OK, back to staring at figures and rocking gently.

BONK OUT!

We have even more videos to share!





https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2323857364


https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2317418953


(Make sure to share your content with us on our Discord in the Ballionaire Broadcasts channel as we’d love to see and share your content! )

- The Seeker

We've heard your feedback, thank you.

So let me introduce the first Ballionaire patch:

• Trowel was "Whenever a trigger is removed, gain 3 rerolls.". Now, Trowel is: "The first time trigger is removed each turn, gain 3 rerolls." (Fixes infinite loops made possible by Trowel + Swiss Army Knife)
  
• Well is now Unique. (Fixes infinite loops made possible with 3+ Wells and an Abacus)

• Switch Gate is now just banned from certain parts of this board (presents as red X's during placement)

• Switch Gate is now just banned from certain parts of this board (presents as red X's during placement)
  
• Changes to physics colliders and overlap detection to help with stuck balls as well as Petrification/Conflagration + Dart Trap not interacting well on this board.

• Switch Gate is now just banned from certain parts of this board (presents as red X's during placement)
  
• The fishing line was completely "stiff" when playing on high-frequency monitors (e.g. 120+ hz). Now the fishing line should be have "normally" (slack and jiggly) regardless of framerate.
  
• Changes to physics colliders and overlap detection to help with stuck balls as well as Petrification/Conflagration + Dart Trap not interacting well on this board.

• Hold-to-Skip on joystick speed is doubled (skips kick in quicker)
  
• Any action taken on the Profile > Reset page now requires two presses of the button to confirm.
  
• Changed the way Profile > Unlocks page works. Instead of actually unlocking your content, the page presents you with an override that ignores locks when checked. This basically the game to allow all locked content to appear, without actually changing the recording of what you've legitimately unlocked. Vending Machine will still reflect actually locked content. Everything else, like Ballipedia, should behave as if the content is unlocked.

• Added an achievement for beating Ballionaire++.

• Fixes in all languages.

• FIXED: If you quickly clicked on a draft choice after hitting Reroll or Skip, you could snag the draft choice.
  
• FIXED: Rapidly clicking more than one choice from the Vending Machine draft would get the game into weird states
  
• FIXED: When Continuing a game, Rabbit's Foot would re-proc for every Animal on your board
  
• FIXED: When Continuing a game, each Silo on your board would give a Harvester draft
  
• FIXED: Balls replaced by Petrification/Conflagration would incorrectly retain the gravity of the balls they replaced in some cases
  
• FIXED: Credits typos

Thank you for your support of our auto-bonker!

- The Seeker

While we are, of course, omnipotent and have eyes on all my little Ballionaires, that doesn't mean everyone else does!

Check out some of the videos of our hard-working Elder minions at work:

(But really, Make sure to share your content with us on our Discord [www.discord.gg]in the Ballionaire Broadcasts channel as we’d love to see and share your content! )

- The Seeker

https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/2667120/Ballionaire/

Steam Reviews. We're a fan.

Ballionaire has been buyable for 3 days and you're all wilding out in the Steam reviews. So wild that we think we'll throw some of them up on the walls. We're not going to hog all the fun, you can all see them as well!

Let me share a couple of our favorites:

We couldn't have said it better ourselves:

These really have those ✨🤑 Ballionaire vibes! 🤑✨

KEEP ‘EM COMIN’! (leave us a review)

https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/2667120/Ballionaire/

Potenciales víctimas aspirantes al Bolamillón: ¡llegó el día! Ballionaire está disponible en Steam a 12,34 USD, 12,34 EUR o 12,34 GBP gracias al 19 % de descuento que se aplica durante la semana del lanzamiento.

Únanse a nuestro servidor de Discord (https://discord.gg/ballionaire) para descubrir las últimas estrategias y compartir sus récords de puntuación con otros aspirantes al Bolamillón. También pueden consultar la wiki (https://ballionaire.fandom.com/wiki/Ballionaire_Wiki), que ya cuenta con un montón de contenido creado por la comunidad. Si creen haber dado con la tecla, ¡compartan su sabiduría con el resto!

En nuestra tienda, también encontrarán dos lotes: uno que sacamos junto a la buena gente de Luck be a Landlord, una de las principales inspiraciones de Ballionaire, y otro junto a Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers, de nuestros amigos de Yogscast Games. Son lotes para animarlos a completar el conjunto, por lo que se llevarán un 10 % de descuento en la compra de uno si ya tienen el otro.

Pueden seguirnos en la cuenta de @newobject (https://x.com/newobject) o en la de @rawfury (https://x.com/RawFury), ¡donde compartiremos el mejor contenido de la comunidad!

Y recuerden: siempre estoy vigilando...

- Inquiridor

Spawning extra ball types to increase that bank account balance is *chefs kiss* And it’s easier than you might think.

There are many different Spawners available in Ballionaire that will produce extra ball types to pachinko with, yes I used pachinko as a verb. Extra ball types mean extra bonking opportunities and we’re always in favour of that.

Brick is the first spawner that comes to mind. You earn $200 from every bonk but if you can position it in such a way that you can bonk it from below, you’ll spawn a coin ball that can embark on it’s journey to synergize with your other eligible triggers.

Triggers like Campfire and Ice Cubes don’t even need to be initially bonked to spawn. They gain a number of charges by being placed and then just spawn a fire/water ball each drop until the charges run out.

Then there are spawners like Lake that will consume your ball and spawn a water ball in it’s place. So it’s sort of a trade, that depending on your other triggers and your strategy, can work out really well for you.

If you’re not using Spawners you’re not playing Ballionaire (well you are but you’re just making it harder for yourself).

Ballionaire is coming soon to a Steam Store near you, Wishlist NOW!
https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/2667120/Ballionaire/

We’d like to thank all the creators who took part in the first ever Ballionaire Bonk to the Top Tournament. We saw some truly impressive scores and tactics unlike anything we have seen before! It was really awesome to see everyone enjoying the game so much, and competition got fierce with only a measly $5m dollars separating our top two competitors!

Huge congratulations to our winner OLEXA! Watch his stream HERE[www.twitch.tv]:

[www.twitch.tv]BALLIONAIRE IS LAUNCHING ON STEAM ON 10 DECEMBER!

Ballionaire is coming soon to a Steam Store near you, Wishlist NOW!
https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/2667120/Ballionaire/

Saludos, aspirante a Ballionaire.

Hemos reunido a la camarilla de indeseables bolamillonarios para hacerte saber que tenemos mucha hambre... ¡DE ORO! Por eso, para engordar aún más nuestra cartera, vamos a poner Ballionaire a la venta el 10 de diciembre. ¡No queremos estar más tiempo sin cobrar los tributos! ¡Rebota sin miedo, pequeño saltamontes!
(*** No le hagas caso a la figura encapuchada. Solo intenta decirte que Ballionaire estará disponible en Steam la semana que viene. Más concretamente, ¡el 10 de diciembre!)

Nuestro equipo de informáticos superexpertos en tecnología preparó un video muy ilustrativo para ayudarte a multiplicar tus cifras:

(*** Puede que esto sea demasiado raro.)

Ya sabes: la semana que viene... ¡A REBOTAR SIN PARAR!

(*** Desde el primer día, Ballionaire contará con 4 tableros distintos, más de 125 activadores y más de 50 ventajas. ¡Y añadiremos más contenido muy muy pronto! Comparte los momentos más divertidos en X citando a @rawfury o a @newobject[x.com]. Y si buscas a gente con quien analizar a fondo las mecánicas del juego, ¡también puedes unirte a nuestro servidor de Discord[discord.gg]!)