Title: "I Thought I Was the Zombie..."

Review:
I started Dying Light thinking I’d be a badass parkour ninja, leaping across rooftops with grace. Reality? I spent the first 20 minutes repeatedly falling off a ledge, smashing my shins into the ground like a potato tied to bricks. If zombies weren’t trying to eat me, my poor spatial awareness would’ve finished the job.

The game does parkour perfectly... if you can remember which button does what while being chased by 20 shrieking undead Olympic sprinters. Nothing has given me more panic than hearing, “Night is coming,” as my character wheezes from his last questionable vault attempt. I haven’t been this scared of nighttime since I was six and convinced there was a monster in my closet.

Combat? Oh, it's satisfying. Smacking zombies with a rusty pipe feels great, but so does realizing I can’t kill them all and absolutely booking it while shrieking IRL. Nothing humbles you faster than thinking you’re Rambo, only for three Volatiles to pop up and ruin your entire existence.

The best part? The co-op mode. Watching my friend accidentally dive-kick off a building or throw a Molotov at me instead of zombies is peak entertainment. This game teaches you that in the apocalypse, everyone is equally stupid.

All in all, Dying Light is a mix of fear, laughter, and me screaming “WHERE’S THE LADDER?!” every five minutes. Highly recommend. Just remember: rooftops are your friend, and Volatiles do not take kindly to hugs.

Rating: 9.5/10 shins destroyed.

ha ha slash kill

Feel in love with the trailer back when it came out. Didn't have the money back then and oh man!

In 2024 this games is an total BANGER! 3AAA developers should be ashamed of the titles they release today.
Worth every penny! <3