Kaiju Princess 2 is foremost a hentai game carrying itself as a visual novel, and within its depravity, a heartfelt message is buried within.

The ending to this game was a surprise, unlike its two predecessors who tried and failed to have a semblance of a story. This third installment managed to bring a tear to my eye and although I did not shed it. The teardrop was produced.


Wasn’t expecting the story to have something meaningful to say on loss and taking responsibility for one’s action.

Given it could’ve been more evened out in its presentation, mainly with its H content not being so rampant between serious moments.Thankfully the ending does pace itself where the whiplash isn’t that bad due to properly pacing itself and setting the appropriate.
Having said that, I'm satisfied with the overall improvements that I could recommend this princess experience to a newcomer. forgoing the previous two games since they’re self contained, same for this one.


The improvements being primarily a return to form with the first game’s best feature. Namely the 2 variations of scenes to the outfits which were sorely lacking in the second/spinoff game. Not to mention the costume changes being properly and consistently thematic as opposed to just a visual makeover, then spinning a wheel to see what position/kink would be most appropriate, finally executing with both parties getting jiggy with it. Now with our princess the outfits make way more sense.
For example the demon outfit having a succubus theme with the princess using her demonic tail to drain the protagonist. And I cannot overstate the sheer amount of hype when I saw an actual use of the princess shapeshifting powers rather than just the same old shagging routine. It’s liberating to see a monster girl side beyond something forgettable. Still, I hope the 4th installment of Kaiju Princess can give us more monster girl goodness. Otherwise I’ll lose my marbles over a 2D image.

Anyways. I’ll say that the only big dislike for the outfits is the quality of the colors. Specifically after the first one you unlock or the lewd nun outfit. Since the magical girl costume has almost the same pink as the princess’s hair which could’ve had a more contrasting red pink. So possibly the artists could work with a colorist for help or research complimentary colors themselves. Otherwise the designs range from having an egregious unsexy color pallet to being mostly fine. Not to say that’s my only issue with them.


The bust size of the princess is rather inflated to the point where the chest area of the outfits are quite unappealing. There’s no balance since the princess’s outfits are never reserved, they’re mostly different flavors of a stripper outfit. Meanwhile none befitting that of a princess.

Case in point, the H-scenes can prove greatly distracting by how unnaturally big they are. I was showing two cucking CGs to a friend and they sorta almost dismissed my comment when they saw the chesticles of a certain someone.

My intention was to showcase the weird and arguably funny mental gymnastics of the story at times. So I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in this. Though I’m aware that there are certain individuals who love these unnatural proportions when it comes to their gooning material. Still I stand that flat is justice and having someone more petite or modest is enough. Not a fan of extremes, personally.

The dev should know that they should prioritize a compelling plot for the future princesses. Don’t care if they don’t adhere to my “flat is justice” ideology. As long as there’s a conflict with other characters and it has something interesting to say, then I’m all for it. And on this topic I want to give the English translator, Bernard Shih, some props for their excellent translation. No offense to the dev who used to write the English translation, though I’m glad they got help for this game.

Still, I’m unsure who really wrote the story, but I’m greatly impressed by how they handled the theme of cooking alongside anorexia, giving it its proper respect and place. Along with the nun outfit being a hint to our dear gluttonous princess’s past. Sadly the other outfits don’t have the same plot relevance but I can only hope they make more sense going forward towards the story.

The music is also better than the previous game. This time around all the characters have their own theme song and are memorable even if not bangers, They’re a good listen.

And the bad-end as a cool CG with the princesses kaiju form which I do lament a bit due to its underutilization. Sorta robbing the Kaiju out of “Kaiju Princess” But alas, I’m satisfied by its ending.


Though I must say something that greatly bothered me while playing. Which is the performance in a visual novel. My PC seemed to struggle to run it. That’s when I found out that it was taking 5-6GB of RAM, given I was playing at 4k for those glorious animated H-scene CGs but now I was limited to a slideshow unless I lowered my resolution to 1080p.
That’s when I found out that the minimum requirements for this game are 12GB of RAM and a RTX 3050… Minimum?! Huh?? And I thought I was shooting myself by using steam recording for all my games. But after disabling that…

Does my PC need to render the princess’s boobs which require 9.098 Teraflops? No, I don't think so. They’re flat as a drawing, because that’s what they are. Imagine my shock when at 4k my game runs at a perfect 60fps for the perfect goon sesh. Then when I press the dedicated sex button… That's where things go haywire. (I hope that as of writing this the devs do know of this performance hogg and or usage of ram and are working towards it)



Keep in mind that I want to see Kaiju Princess as a franchise succeed where other H games have failed in their pursuit of their H-themed gimmick, so I hope that their next game is made with better foresight and planning. Like even if I’m not a fan of the added butt related things. I can see the improvements and celebrate them.

And… Contrary to my criticisms I greatly enjoyed the game. To be exact the ending alone is worth experiencing which is why I understand the inclusion of the streamer mode which censors everything lewd by blacking everything NSFW out. Along with placing stickers of the princess crying on the private bits, just for the streamers or youtubers to share the game’s story. Given I haven’t seen that many playthroughs being made yet.

Notwithstanding that fact, it's just an H-game for the majority of its run-time, so viewers might be bored to death before the story’s ending. But without the streamer mode enabled there’s some brilliant moments sprinkled here and there, along with some great artwork that has beautiful live2D. So uhh, it’s a 6/10, but the ending is an 8/10. Anyways, thanks for reading my review!

(Special thanks to Nhovah for proofreading my review!)
[And Samster for his suggestion for adding headers]

Очень хороший проект. Разработчики с каждой частью планмерно прогрессируют как в контексте игровго процесса, так и в сюжете, и в H-контенте, конечно же.
-- Сюжет: присутствует, и не плохой. Да, не обошлось без некоторых сюжетных дыр (хотя возможно я тоже чутка ебанько, однорукий геймплей, все дела) (СПОЙЛЕРЫ, ВНИМАНИЕ! Почему Поччи сразу так привязалась к гг и демонстрировала такое отношение к нему? Как они собираются посетить планету монашки, если Поччи ее уничтожила (возможно тут так же имелось в виду посещение планеты, где установлен памятник монашке)? КАКАЯ ЕЩЕ БЛ ТОЧКА G? Её не сущствует и в помине (проститье) Есть где слезу пустить, есть где посмеяться. Втростепенные персонажи так же не выглядят картонно, контрастируют на фоне друг друга. В общем сюжету хотелось бы поставить смелые 8/10.
-- Геймплей: хорошо. Вполне себе неплохой однорукий геймплей.Срать кирпичами получится очень уж врядли, совсем овощем сидеть тоже ( наверное, хз))) ) не самый удачный план. Далеко не отхдя от концептов предыдущих частей серии, 8/10.
-- Графоуний: замечательно. Качественная, красивая и проработанная картинка. Отличный дизайн персонажей, локаций и окружения. Всё выглядит целостно и уместно, докопаться сложно.
-- UI/UX: UI выглядит красиво, но вот UX... Можно было бы чет придумать, потому что лично мне интерфес не показался ужобным, хоть и крайне приятным на глаз.
-- H-контент: превосходно. ХУДОЖНИКИ, ЛЯ, Я ВАШИ РУКИ ЦЕЛОВАЛ, РОТ ИБАААЛ ЕЖИ БЛЭ, 100/10!!!
Обширное разнообразие сцен, поз, вариаций взаимодействия с Поччи, так же дополнительные сцены с другими персонажами анимированы и прекрасны, вопросов нет, только... А можно еще там писюн резиновый завести, кляпы там, шлепалки, еще чего... Нет? Оу... Ладно)))) Хе-хе)

В общем и целом я крайне рекомендую данный проект, если вы любите хентайчик и хотел бы если не в кровь стереть свой причендал, то хотя бы просто насладиться красивыми пикчами и расслабиться вечерочком дома, потягивая что-нибудь вкусненькое. 9/10!

PS: программисты - я хочу найти вашу геолокацию, оторвать вам ♥♥♥♥♥ клешни кривые, вырвать мозг и затолкать его аж в токий кишечник, где ему самое место. Я чекнул код и могу сказать что это ♥♥♥♥♥♥ полный, если так дальше будет то я за себя не ручаюсь, ♥♥♥♥ рот...
Всем благ, люблю-целую!

Very fun game.