Listen, y'all, this is a free game. Free. So already, I can't have too many complaints, so I'll just say what I have to here:

As an adult cisgendered white dude, I only have so much time in my day that I can take a break from eating hotdogs and watching NASCAR to pretend to be a magical fairy girl shooting slimes with my magic. In fact, I'm going to call that "slime slammin' from here on out.

So when I need an excuse to become Shirley, a silly slime slammin' schoolgirl student, I pick up Fairyside for a few minutes.

Starting right from the second chapter, you meet some other student or whatever, I don't know, he's a guy named Richard, so I'ma call him ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ being a nickname for Richard. Anyway, Silly slime slammin' schoolgirl student Shirley and her friend ♥♥♥♥ gotta slime slam some shrooms in the mystical forest and find these stupid notes left for you by some depressing note writing turds, I'm sure there's a backstory here, but because I'm an older white guy I didn't bother to read them. Why would I? I don't read. I've got NASCAR to watch, and slimes to slam.

Anyway, I don't feel it's a waste of my time to slime slam some shrooms and slimes in a forest or classroom hallway as a fairy girl named Shirley who hangs out with her friend ♥♥♥♥.

So give it a shot.

And don't call me Shirley.