We started as two gays with a pink banner fumbling around the planes of this world and drifting on horses and dying a lot, to two gays who thought they could outwit everyone by not waiting in the correct villages and heading straight to the rose, using as many heals as we could to stay alive.
Upon realising the utter futility of our gayest outwit plan, we actually learnt to get good and won our first game, seeing the gayest cutscene ever, seeing the gay bend on one knee and propose with the flower, we became supergays.
And as supergays we became so good, so amazing, that we started killing people on horseback, going up the wrong paths deliberately to hunt down people on the roads to show them our supergay supremacy.
We named ourselves, the fungi's, to spread word of fungi supremacy throughout the land.
But this, my dear friends, was not enough. NOT ENOUGH. As we are British, red white and blue is our grand union jack. We must bring British order and colonisation to these uncivilised lands. And so we did, we abandoned our pink flag and pink uniforms and took on the british red and blue colours and brought ORDER to these disgusting lands, as two amazing british knights with guns.
And then for some reason we spent several hours with a fake scottish accent for no reason.
BUT STILL, we murdered, killed and looted these villages, we won and still win most fights we get into as we are the fungi's and british, and these lands are ours by colonial right, as gays, as supergays, as british gays, and as gay gods, we will continue to rule the roads, towns and the rose with me, the other gay, and our physics defying drifting horse.

11/10 would absolutely recommend.

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Just seeing if this actually works

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