I’m excited to announce that TODAY IS THE DAY. The game is now available, and so everyone can now live out their hat based robot combat fantasies (everyone has those right?).

Fight for style! Fight for power! Fight for the glory of hat wearing!

Become the Hatwearer!

Only three days until game launch!

That's three days to prepare your mind and body for what is to come.

For the best Hats Are Not Allowed experience I would recommend the following routine for the next 72 hours:

1. Visualize performing the perfect counter on an Elite Fighter Bot, whilst your glorious Hat burns your opponents visual input system with the unrelenting style of a thousand suns.

2. Repeat step 1.