9.5/10
- DIFFICULTY -
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 "Dark Souls"

- BUGS -
☑️Pure Game without bugs!
🔲Some minor bugs :(
🔲Buggy asf -_-
🔲Cyberbug 2077 (2020 Version)

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 "MS Paint"
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
☑️ You forget what reality is.

- Full Game Length with all side quests
🔲 Short (4-7 hours)
🔲 Average (8-15 hours)
🔲 Long (16-32 hours)
☑️ Very Long (33-90 hours)
🔲 Infinite

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Eargasm

- STORY -

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing "Temple Runners" for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
☑️ A Masterpiece

- PRICE -

🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
☑️ High end
🔲 "NASA" computer

- FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
☑️ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 It's a one - time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
☑️ If you wait a few months / years
🔲Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

🔲 No
☑️ Wait for sale
🔲 Just buy it and enjoy.

awesome.

SO after a such blast party from the first game it's time to wrap up this bastard. After we killed the pope it's time to find cure for corona virus, where could it be nobody knows. On our epic adventure we meet a couple of nice chaps who help us such as a strong warrior Ivan Pernar and a submarine captain Sofia, but we also have some returning characters such as bad boy alcemist Lukaš and grand wizzard Beatrice the mother. The boss fights are not there anymore, maybe the studio thought they were ♥♥♥♥ so couple of bad guys that we have here just die in a cutscene. All of the characters are little bit strange in this game, feels like either the writters had corona themselves or the characters are really that retarded. I'm betting on the first one.
Favorite moment: When the pagan lady just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills ♥♥♥♥♥ in front of you and then is like NOOO it doesnt look the way you think.
Ending is for once in my lifetime good as in we finally have a normal closure in a game. Fundamentaly this is a story about two boys on epic adventure during what I forgot was plague time and at the end unfortunately one of them was tired to continue and the second one finally channeled his inner gayness. Is it a better game than the first one... eh I'm not sure, probably, but if you like the first one you gonna like this one for sure. You sneak, kill soldiers, move some rats, admire the graphic.
One thing I almost forgot to mention is the voice over is really good, top tier S ranking 99/100. Music is ok too.
P.S. Right before i wanted to post this i realized there were a missed opportunity to add a friendly rat in the game. So if somebody from the studio ever sees this review which I'm sure is gonna happen, in your next game during Justin Timberlake's party you can add a friendly rat, you don't even have to thank me for the idea, but 1000 euro check would be nice. Email me the money at slingrockinhugosface@elonmusk.com