So, yeah, that just happened. The original 11 achievements that this guide is for have been removed, and instead there are now 366 achievements, all of which involve you falling to your death. Load up level one, put a weight down on the left arrow key, and walk away. Maybe ten/fifteen minutes later, you should be back at 100%. Yay. -_-

So, yeah, achievements that might actually require a modicum of skill have instead been replaced with holding left on your keyboard. Why? Because this s****y dev has realised that achievements sell games, and the more achievements, the higher the odds of selling. Skill has nothing to do with anything, quality sure the f**k can get lost, the game is now beatable by holding down one key (L), and 100%able by holding down a different key (<-).

This is how much respect the developer has for people who like hunting achievements, who might have actually given his games (under multiple developer names at that: Zonitron = Crimson Duck = Silicon Echo!) a try solely because of achievements. Apparently, we're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid, we'll buy any crap so long as it has achievements, regardless of the skill required to unlock them or the quality of the actual game itself.

And sadly, he might be right. Take this as a sign that maybe we should be a bit more discriminatory in what we play for achievements. I can admit that I'm one of those who bought trash games like "Super Duper Flying Genocide 2017" because it had 1,002 achievements. Sure I regretted it, but I still did it in the first place, and it's consumers like us who buy garbage like that, who encourage unscrupulous game developers to pull crap like we see here.

It's time to start voting with our wallets and saying "No" to bad achievement games, and "F**k off!" to exploitative developers!

• Achievements in GooCubelets 2 are unlocked by beating levels 1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45 and 50. It is unnecessary to beat any other level in the game to obtain all achievements.
  
• Any level can be skipped at any time by pressing the 'L' key.
  
• A letter followed by a digit means press that key that number of times.
  
• Two or more letters next to each other in CAPITALS must be pressed in rapid succession, or the level will be failed.
  
• Otherwise, it is best to press keys in a steady, regular pattern, not as quickly as possible. This offers GooCubelets 2's wonky physics less opportunity to play up.
  
• Arrows on the floor revert your controls, so 'S' becomes 'Up' and 'W' becomes 'Down', but this is taken into account in the following solutions, so it can be safely ignored.
  
• Only the achievements "Bounce Again", "You Better Goo" and "Golden Puzzler" will unlock immediately upon completing the required levels. All other achievements, while requiring the associated level to be beaten, will not pop until the game has been closed and relaunched.

This achievement can be unlocked by pressing 'L' to skip the level.

This achievement can be unlocked by pressing 'L' to skip the level.

This is the first achievement where the level must be completed to unlock it. All following achievements will also require their respective levels to be beated to unlock.

The keypresses to beat this level are:
d2 w3 d4 s2 d2 w2 a2 w2 d5 s d2 SW w5

s d2 w3 w d2 s2 d2 w5 a w2 a d5 s d2 s
w7 a2 w2 d4 s d2 SW w a2 w2 d6 w d2 WS
s a2 s2 d5 w d2 w s8 d s2 DA a w8 a6 w2
a7 s2 a3 s7 a5 s3 a s2 a2 w3 s a3 w3 d10
s d2 s w7 a2 w2 d4 s d2 s w2 a2 w2 d6 w
d2 w s2 a2 s2 d5 w d2 w s6 d s2 d a2

a w3 d3 s3 d3 SW d2 w2 a3 a s2 a w2 d2
w2 a2 s a2 s w5 a w2 AD d2 a s5 d5 w6 d
d s2 d w2 d2 s5 d s2 DA a2

s a5 w7 s3 a4 w4 d2 w d6 s6 a2 d2 s3 a4
w9 a2 w2 d s2 d5 s d2 s w s4 d2 s2 a w2
a2 s6 d3 s2 a4 s a SW w3 w d2 w a2 d2
w2 a4 s2 d2 s2 a4 w a2 w s3 w a2 s3 d3
a w8 d2 s2 a5 s7 a SW w d w2 d a s2 a2
w4 s2 d8 s3 a SW w d w2 DA a5 d3 w4 a4
s6 a w6 d2 w2 a

a d3 a s2 a3 w2 d a2 s a d4 s3 d w d2
w2 a9 s a4 w4 d2 a w3 a2 w d3 w2 d2
s5 a s a d4 w a2 w s2 d7 s3 d11 w3 a
w4 DA s a2 s w d w a3 w a w a2 w s3
s d2 w3 a3 d w d2 w s a s2

a2 d3 s3 a s a d w d w d s w a2 w2 d2
s2 d2 w2 d w2 d d s2 a2 w3 d s d2 w3
a2 d2 s3 a3 w a w10 a2 s5 s3 a4 d w s
d3 w5 d w3 d2 w d5 w3 a w s a s w d w
d3 a3 w2 a w2 d7 s2 a s6 a2 s d4 s d2
SW w5 s4 a4 w6 d3 d6 w d2 w s2 a2 s2
d a3 w2 a2 s4 w d3 w4 a5 s2 a3 s2
a2 w3 d w2 d a3 d s2 a3 w6

d2 s2 a s2 a s3 d2 s a3 w2 s a
w d s2 d5 s d2 s2 a w a s w5

w2 d2 w2 a w a w a d s d2 s w4 a w2 a d2
a s2 d2 s d w2 d s d s w d2 s d s d w2
s3 a w a4 s a2 s2 a s d s2 a2 s w d w2 a d

I hate this level so much. Not only is it far longer than every other level in the game, it's far harder and far more likely to suffer physics glitches, potentially rendering several minutes work worthless. Now guess how long it took me to write out and test this solution? ;_;

Section one is fairly simple, the only real problem area is the first double gap dash (on line two), and curiously, the following move upwards.

a w3 a w2 DD w3 AA w4 a w6
DDDD w4 a5 w a4 w a4 w a2
s3 d2 w a5 s2 d5 w d2 s d2 w2
d3 s2 d s d5 DA s4 AAAA s5
DD d s2 d DD s2 AA w a AA s2 DD s2

Section two's solution is far easier to follow since it is on entirely flat ground with few obstacles to avoid. Not so fun when trying to path it out though...

a4 w d2 s d s2 w a w d2 w a2 s2
w d w s2 d s w d2 w s d a d s2 d
d3 s s w2 a3 s3 w2 s w d s2 d3

Section three is where things often go bady wrong, with the yellow blocks suddenly thrown all over the place, literally getting catapaulted across the screen like something out of Magicka.

a2 w d2 w8 s a2 s2 a2 w2 a2 w4 a7
s2 a2 s d3 a2 s w2 d a d w d w d5
a3 w3 d5 s9 w d2 s3 a s a2 s w a2
w2 d7 s7 w s d a s2 a d3 w2 a s d2
w d w3 a d3 w2 a w3 s2 d2 w3 d2 s4
a s d2 s d a w a2 w3 a s5 a2 w2 a2
s4 a4 s2 a2 s a3 s d s2 d w d s w4
a3 w2 d2 w d2 s d s w3 s a2 w3 d4
w2 d w d2 s4 w2 a d s4 d2 w2 s a d2
w d w3 a d3 w3 s d2 s w a2 s3 a d a
s a s a2 s a4 w a3 d w3 a s2 a6 s w

Congratulations on unlocking 100% of GooCubelets 2's achievements! Remember, if the achievements haven't "popped", simply close the game and relaunch it to make them appear.

AOne-T[astats.astats.nl] from AStats for the solutions to levels 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25.
q51[astats.astats.nl] from AStats for a large chunk of the level 50 solution, even if I ended up discarding most of it.
Dominik Skoda from YouTube for his level 50 solution video, which again, I ended up discarding most of and starting over again!