Mount & Blade: Warband

Mount & Blade: Warband

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How to:Cut an Orange
By pengbuster
Today you will learn how to cut an orange
   
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Steps
Step 1: Get an orange

Step 2: Get a knife

Step 3: Put the knife roughly above the center of the orange

Step 4: Push down, should end up with something like this

Step 5: Glue the two halves of the orange back together, should end up with normal un-cut orange

Step 6: Get an atom bomb

Step 7: Glue the orange to the side of the atom bomb

Step 8: Make the atom bomb explode

Step 9: Contemplate your life choices, because you were stupid enough to do that
64 Comments
josh josh 8 Mar, 2017 @ 1:17pm 
Still the top M&B guide
Laz 26 Feb, 2017 @ 3:52pm 
hell yea this guide has been a great inspiration to me and many others
pengbuster  [author] 26 Feb, 2017 @ 3:24pm 
People still red these?
Nokinsu 26 Feb, 2017 @ 3:07pm 
Instruction unclear: ♥♥♥♥ stuck in orange.
Aceblade 8 Jan, 2017 @ 2:48pm 
Instructions unclear, got my nuke stuck in an orange.
Pink 8 Jan, 2017 @ 8:38am 
What if my orange is a middle-aged, well affluenced dictator?
Peanut Hadhod 8 Jan, 2017 @ 3:31am 
I thought this would be a 1000 degree knife thing
DankSuccLord 7 Jan, 2017 @ 10:08pm 
so wait wait how do i get the orange?
Biggie Cheese 7 Jan, 2017 @ 8:24pm 
thanks for the help, 10/10
Piesgo 7 Jan, 2017 @ 3:05pm 
TheNerdLord if you don't like it don't click on it