"Q: When is a Blue not a Blue?
A: When it's dead and covered in blood!

Q: What's Blue, Red and all over?
A: A blown up blue!

Q: What dose a bomb and a Blue have in common?
A: You can drop both of them!

Q: What do a Blue and a Black hole have in common?
A: They both suck!

Q: What is the difference between a Blue and road kill?
A: Nothing"