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LISA the Painful Achievement Guide
Por Old Salty Sean
Your guide to securing every achievement in the post apocalyptic nightmare world of Lisa!
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Introduction 
Let's Find Her 
It's All Falling Down 
No Turning Back 
Embrace the Joy 
The Face of Blood 
Happy Ruinion 
I Love You Son 
Really? Hairmanity? 
No... 
There's Something Fishy... 
The Doctor is in the House 
Worth It 
Look on the Brightside 
The Champ is Here! 
Arm-Shock 4 Life! 
Salvation Ends 
Hot Snow 
Weekend Getaway 
Bye, I Guess... 
The End is Nigh 
10-4 Good Buddy 
... 
Hint Guy 
Many Swords Guy 
Dirt Bag Guy 
Red Hair Guy 
Drunk Guy 
Annoying Guy 
Headbutt Guy 
Poop Guy 
Nipple Guy 
Face First Guy 
Violated Guy 
Lady Guy 
Fish Guy 
Lawyer Fish Guy 
Cool Dude Guy 
Mysterious Guy 
American Guy 
Spear Guy 
Sweaty Guy 
Rhyming Bird Guy 
Party Guy 
Magic Guy 
Powerful Clothesline Guy 
Cat Guy 
Wild Guy 
Bug Guy 
Poke Guy 
Art Guy 
Weird Guy 
Super Drunk Guy 
Selfish 
Kind of Selfish 
Selfless 
Joyless End 
Joyful End 
Sorry Master 
Update Log 
Comentarios
Introduction
Warning! This guide contains spoilers and is intended for players who have already cleared the game!

An awesome companion guide to this game is LISA The Complete Walkthrough
It includes a fantastic walkthrough as well as various strategies to defeat the many bosses of Lisa.

Please note this guide is in Beta, the finished version will include screenshots and more detailed guides, the current build only includes the bare essentials.
Let's Find Her
Reach the first crossroads.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
It's All Falling Down
Reach the second crossroads.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
No Turning Back
Reach the third crossroads.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
Embrace the Joy
Meet Buzzo.
In area 1, while in the first video, proceed to the right until you find a large factory. Go inside and earn this achievement.
The Face of Blood
Meet the Red Skull Rando
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
Happy Ruinion
Save Buddy.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
I Love You Son
Kill all the Rouletters.
After coming across the russian roulette location through story progression, continue to play until you've defeated all of the opponents (the last opponent requires two shots!) then speak with the owner to get your reward. I highly recommend saving before starting this achievement and then reloading after you've earned it, as the rewards are not worth losing that many party members (though the mags are good). Before you reload, be sure to leave the building and recruit Buckets as well to get two achievements in one.
Really? Hairmanity?
Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
No...
It can't be...
In the first part of the construction zone of Area 2, explore near the lower levels (screenshot coming soon). You will find a house with human's used as furniture. Proceed into the bathroom of the house with the secret stache to unlock this achievement.
There's Something Fishy...
Find the Fishmen.
This area is hidden within Area 2. Enter into the misty bog. Before the Bee's hideout, there will be a single square of water, too small for you to enter on a bike. Fall in and you'll get this achievement. While there be sure to recruit Harvey Alibastor and buy the Green Stuff for Carp. See the "Lawyer Fish Guy" and "Fish Guy" achievements.
The Doctor is in the House
Kill the doctor.
In Area 2 in the Nice Neighborhood zone, in the 5th house, make your way to the basement and defeat the joy mutant to unlock this achievement.
Worth It
Learn the ways of the Bob Friday.
In Karate Village in area 2, after defeating the Dojo Buster you can purchase a scroll from Bob Friday for 1000 mags. The scroll does nothing but you'll unlock this achievement. I suggest saving before earning this achievement and then re-loading.
Look on the Brightside
Watch a well executed suicide.
On Garbage Island, continue through the zone until an enemy attacks you by blowing his own brains out to earn this achievement.
The Champ is Here!
Break the Streak, win the title.
The wrestling zone is after Area 2 but just before Area 3. Complete all of the Eternal Champion quests, ending by defeating "Death Queen" to unlock this achievement. Please note that this will block off the Wrestling quests to you after, so be sure to finish the tag team championship first as well as any grinding before you complete this quest.
Arm-Shock 4 Life!
Win the tag titles.
In the ECW Wrestling zone, complete all of the Tag Team Champion quests.
Salvation Ends
Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.
This achievement requires completing the entire Salvation Rangers side quest. This begins after you first leave the Russian Roulette zone. You'll see a cutscene involving the Rangers and their first nemesis. Defeat the snake man to progress. Next you'll need to head to the construction zone of Area 2. Explore the lower sections of the construction site and you'll find the salvation rangers dealing with their enemy again. ♥♥♥♥ Dickson will join your party during the cutscene. Next you'll need to head to the desert zone of Area 2. You'll have to fight Demon-X who will destroy your entire party. After the cutscene head into the caves of the desert zone and find the Rangers again. Lastly you'll need to head to Area 3. In the seesaw zone of Area 3, near the end you can find the Ranger's who are now joy mutants. Only the Blue Ranger will attack. Defeat him to finally earn this achievement.
Hot Snow
Reach the Snowy Peak.
In Area 3, on the snowy mountain, after defeating Buffalo Van ♥♥♥♥, continue up the mountain past the hills of corpses until you come across the man on fire. Defeat him and earn this achievement.
Weekend Getaway
Find the relaxing researchers.
In Area 3's crossroads, there is a cave with wallpaper and various docile joy mutants. Travel to the end and get the map to Resort Island. Bring the map to the Henandez brother with a boat in Area 2 and use the map item. Travel to the island and earn this achievement.
Bye, I Guess...
Race Columbo.
In Area 3, connected to the Area's town you can find a motorcycle. Columbo will appear and you can race him. Win or lose, you'll unlock this achievement.
The End is Nigh
Welcome to Hell.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
10-4 Good Buddy
Kill Satan.
After finding the truck keys in the Devil's Bathhouse, head back towards the wrestling area and continue to the right. Eventually an NPC will warn you about proceeding forward. Head to the back of the semi truck and unlock it to fight Satan. Note that he is arguably the toughest enemy in the game. I strongly recommend checking the walkthrough on tips to defeat him.
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After defeating Rando, but before talking to Buddy to trigger the game's ending, have Brad trudge all the way to the left to notice a strange figure observing to unlock this achievement.
Hint Guy
Recruit Terry Hints.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
Many Swords Guy
Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.
In the Devil's Bathhouse you can find a man tied up who asks you to take him to Crisp. Crisp is located in Area 3's city. Hold the man ransom and Crisp will join you.
Dirt Bag Guy
Recruit RT.
RT's duffel bag can be found in the desert region of Area 2. Bring it to RT who is hanging out in the Bee's hang out (through Area 2's swamps). Give him the bag and RT will join you.
Red Hair Guy
Recruit Rooster Coleman.
After acquiring the bike in Area 1, at the end of the mountain region you can only access with the bike will be a large course with numerous barrel boys. Reach the top to get Goldie the Chicken. Return to the crossroads of Area 1 and at the top is Rooster Coleman. Hold Goldie ransom and he'll join your gang.
Drunk Guy
Recruit Olan Hyot.
In Area 1's bar, Nolan will be sitting at the bar. Buy him a drink and he'll join your party.
Annoying Guy
Recruit Nern Guan.
Early in Area 1 you can find Nern sitting near his house. Listen to his story and leave. He will tell you more stories and then eventually join your party.
Headbutt Guy
Recruit Rage Ironhead.
In the same bar as Olan, Rage will be dancing about. Give him some mags and he will join your crew.
Poop Guy
Recruit Percy Monsoon.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
Nipple Guy
Recruit Mad Dog.
In Area 1, the mountain region that requires the bike to access, in the later section of the barrel boys, you'll need Brad to take a leap of faith in order to reach a cave section which has a spiked club within. Bring it back to Mad Dog who is hanging out in the second town in Area 1 (the one which requires the bike to access) and he'll join your party.
Face First Guy
Recruit Shocklord.
In the EWC Wrestling zone between Area 2 and 3, complete the Tag Team Title track to unlock Shocklord.
Violated Guy
Recruit Fardy Hernandez.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
Lady Guy
Recruit Queen Roger.
The Bee's hang out in Area 2, at the right end of the swamp, speak with Roger. He will ask you to take care of some clients. Continue to wait for clients until the game tells you they've all been serviced. This will return you to Roger who you can then ask to join your party.
Fish Guy
Recruit Carp.
After getting the Green Stuff (See "There's Something Fishy...") at the top right end of the construction zone in Area 2 is a bar. Speak with Carp and he'll join your party.
Lawyer Fish Guy
Recruit Harvey Alibastor.
In the Fishman Village (See "Something Fishy..."), continue through the zone until you see two fishmen standing by a map. Steal the map, watch the cutscene, and then ask Harvey to join you.
Cool Dude Guy
Recruit Clint Olympic.
In the desert zone city of Area 2, Clint is hanging out in the bar. Give him some mags and he'll join your party.
Mysterious Guy
Recruit Buckets.
See the "I Love You Son" achievement.
American Guy
Recruit Buffalo Van ♥♥♥♥.
This achievement is unlocked through story progression.
Spear Guy
Recruit Tiger Man.
In Karate Village in Area 2, enter Bob's dojo. Defeat the Dojo Buster and Tiger Man will join your party.
Sweaty Guy
Recruit Ollie Nickels.
On Garbage Island, at the end of the zone is a swan. Enter in and speak with Ollie. Bail him out of his debt (a massive 2 mags) and Ollie will join you.
Rhyming Bird Guy
Recruit Geese Thompson.
At the inn in Area 2, speak with Geese. Every time you rest there, speak with Geese. After speaking with him four times he will join your party.
Party Guy
Recruit ♥♥♥♥ Dickson.
See "Salvation Ends"
Magic Guy
Recruit Jack.
In Karate Village in Area 2, on the far right side is a bazaar. Purchase the playing cards and then head to the far left side of the village. In a crack in the wall is Jack's hideout. Give him the cards and he will join your party.
Powerful Clothesline Guy
Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.
After finishing the Eternal Champion Wrestling questline (See "The Champ is Here!"), head to the right of the EWC Wrestling zone. There's a crack in the wall where Sonny is staying. If you have the championship belt with you he will join you.
Cat Guy
Recruit Yazan Barghouti.
In Karate Village in Area 2, head all the way to the left and find Yazan. Listen to his tale and then ask him to join you.
Wild Guy
Recruit Beastborn.
In Area 1, after acquiring the bike, backtrack to one of the earlier caves. Theres a section that requires the bike to cross the gap. Beastborn will fight you on the other side. Defeat him and he will join you.
Bug Guy
Recruit Fly Minetti.
On Garbage Island there are cart races. Complete all the races and Fly will race you. Defeat him and he will join you.
Poke Guy
Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.
In the desert village of Area 2, near the upper right side is Ajeet. Speak with him and he will join you.
Art Guy
Recruit Garth.
In the cave of Area 2 that connects to the desert zone, you can find Garth. Pay him with mags and he will join your party.
Weird Guy
Recruit Bo Wyatt.
In one of the caves in Area 2 is a hidden path. Follow it down to the end and you will find a record. A joy mutant will attack on your way out. Defeat him and then head towards Area 2's swamp. Head to the left of the swamp and you will find a bar. Put the record on the machine and then speak with Bo. He will ask you to take him to his brother and you will earn this achievement. Note: If you take Bo to his brother he will pay you and then leave your party, so if you want to keep him, do not take him.
Super Drunk Guy
Recruit Birdie Hall.
Acquire whiskey from one of the locations in Area 2 (Swamp bar, desert bar, etc) and find Birdie in one of the caves at Area 2's crossroads. Give him the whiskey and he will join you.
Selfish
Finish with both arms.
Have Brad keep both of his arms over the course of the game and finish the game.
Kind of Selfish
Finish with one arm.
Choose to lose one arm as Brad through the decision moments, but keep the other, and then finish the game.
Selfless
Finish with no arms.
Choose for Brad to lose both of his arms through decision points and finish the game.
Joyless End
It's too late to fight it...
Neither Brad nor his party member can use any joy (outside of the joy he's forced to take through cutscenes) through your playthrough. This is easiest to achieve on a Selfish playthrough where Brad keeps both arms. Also be sure to sell Joy through the game if this is your end goal for the free mags.

*Note: Playing on Pain Mode seems to bug this achievement, apparently you'll need to complete it on normal mode to unlock.
Joyful End
Giving in feels good. Have Brad and/or his party members take Joy over your playthrough. If your first playthrough was Joyless, simply load up your latest save and take Joy during the final battle to unlock this.


*Note: Playing on Pain Mode seems to bug this achievement, apparently you'll need to complete it on normal mode to unlock.
Sorry Master
The birth of Red Skull.
This achievement is unlocked by beating the game on Pain Mode. I strongly recommend following the walkthrough above to unlock this.
Update Log
07/17/15 - Guide Beta Launched
41 comentarios
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想名字會把腦子想壞的 16 OCT 2024 a las 2:43 
thanks man！
Orchid's Fire 5 SEP 2022 a las 2:10 
for me, i was able to give my party members joy, and i still got the joyless ending

tigerman was just too good not to give him a lil bit a juice
qnjjj 10 FEB 2022 a las 4:45 
for the achievement Weekend getaway you must press the different buttons that are inside the rooms.
9 inch tgirl weenie 1 ENE 2022 a las 20:20 
in "Fish Guy" the item is Green Paste, and is sold at the shop, should probably add this.
Slicedbread 9 JUN 2021 a las 16:22 
thanks man
vardy 26 MAY 2021 a las 13:13 
It's not bugged. You have find the secret room in the hotel.
You can read more about it here:
https://lisa-rpg.fandom.com/wiki/Resort_Island#:~:text=The%20Resort%20Island%20is%20a,Area%203%20Crossroads%20Fancy%20Cave.&text=The%20goal%20is%20to%20reach,as%20find%20a%20secret%20floor .
Vynn 20 MAR 2021 a las 9:44 
Been trying to get Weekend Getaway for ages now. It's just bugged out regardless of difficulty or else there's something more to landing on the island and inspecting everyone there?
STICC 8 MAY 2020 a las 5:31 
WOIE
The_Dart_One 17 ABR 2020 a las 11:36 
OPPS I HAD IT THE WOlE TIME
The_Dart_One 17 ABR 2020 a las 11:33 
i didn't get the No... achviment when i got there