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Sam "Serious" Stone

Day after day the alien forces of an all-powerful omnipotent God march ever so closer to the civilized worlds, planning nothing more than simple errdication of sentience in the name of their master's twisted ambitions. Entire armies fall before them and even the mighiest of strongholds crumble and shatter at the heels of the endless hordes of variant belligerents. Lights dim permenantly across once-prosperous cities and the voices of thousands slowly croak silence across the world of the once spoken. The world is holding its breath, and waits.

For the one man capable of parking his foot up the arse of the alien's evil coniving ways.

He's a man of simple taste and simple pleasure looking to get the job done with the most amount of shoots and the least amount of questions possible. He's a man who doesn't need to take notes from the best for the simple fact that he is the best. He's a man toting a seemingly inexhaustible supply of massive, colorful weapons to mass-erradicate the equally colorful hordes of baddies one blood-stained patch of desert at a time. He's a man of thorough consistence, and never leaves any secret unchecked or any bit of opposition un-ass-whooped. He's a man on a mission of hellbent destruction, and a man carrying a dear promise of impending tea-baggery for all aliens that dare tread their funny-looking shoes on his homeworld.
He's locking
He's loading
He's running
He's gunning
He's no cover.
He's all man.

He's serious.

HE'S SERIOUS SAM, BABY.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

From the deserts of Egypt straight to your heart, its the man of Sam himself, fresh from his expedentures in Serious Sam 3 to help lay unprecedented waste to the shambling mess of the funny-looking.

This may arguably be the most high-def survivor replacement to date, Sam is weighing in at a ~50k polygonal face count spread across eight separate UV'd textures, four of them 4098x, two them 2046x and two 1024x. There's a very good reason he's coming in at 121mb, people. Needless to say, this might not be the most recommended mod for people who are unable to run this game at the highest settings.

Replaces Ellis. Features face flexes taken from Corgi & Pechenko's Garry's Mod version, painstakingly applied to Left 4 Dead 2 by meeeee!

Credits:
Serious Sam 3: BFE – Assets

Porky-da-Corgi – Face flexes
Salad - UI images
Lt. Rocky – Serious Engine rip; Source Engine rig & compile; Materials; Exponent/Env maps

Thanks:
Pehenko_121 – helping me figure out the basics of the Serious Editor

Other Mods Displayed in Screenshots:

-Haus & Arby's M76 Zatsava[www.gamemaps.com]
-Salad's PayDay 2 Medkit
-My Talos Principle Axe
-Arby's Mp5[www.gamemaps.com]
-My Detailed Duke Nukem
-The campaign Undead Zone[www.gamemaps.com]
-Carly's CSGO Nova
-Haus' “Pistols Reborn”
-Hypermetal's Honey Badger[www.gamemaps.com]
-My Serious Sam Kamikazes