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How To Become The Best TF2 Trader
作者: biskowit
Hello and welcome to how to become a trader!
This guide is gonna teach you how to improve your trading career and also how to make the most of the items you have
Click further to learn all my tips and tricks that I've picked up over the years!
   
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Hello and welcome to my TF2 guide on how to trade
Welcome
TF2 trading can be a very daunting thing, and a lot of money can be lost or earnt over trading these items.
This guide will try and help you to find your way around sites such as TF2outpost.
Step 1 : Castration
Trading is a hard place and you need to be hard too. To stop yourself from making bad trades you have to castrate yourself with a toothbrush otherwise you'll never make it.
For cheap and efficient castrations visit Dr. Snip is the worst

Step 2 : How To Start
First you need to get some starting money.
You can start off by selling something you have of value, I will list some good items to sell below :

  • Your computer
  • Your wife
  • Your children
  • Both your lungs
  • Your house

DISCLAIMER : don't

I personally sold my soul to the devil but the options above would be recommended



Step 3 : Sea Life
You need to be up the food chain, thats right you need to be a shark. Don't go straight into the deep end, start by biting pets and family members before you move onto the big deal.


I will eat you 8)
Step 4 : Conversation Skills
To be a good trader you have to be a peoples person
By this I mean you have to be a warm and interesting person

Here's an example of me speaking with a really nice trader :


Later the trade was completed and we both recieved the items we wanted

Conclusion
Well now you know how to become a real good trader
gl hf and always remember :

Yogi Oki-Doki


18 件のコメント
ReX 2015年4月16日 1時16分 
done 1+2, but got kicked out of the pool on 3... WHAT DO I DO NOW!??!?
JayDee 2015年3月23日 9時39分 
200/0
fok cud cud fok fok 2015年3月14日 12時07分 
YOGIOKIDOKI BOIIIIII
Jaretia 2015年3月1日 8時10分 
7.8/10 too much sea life.
Cless1c 2015年2月1日 0時16分 
wow pro trader topkek WHY DIDNT U SHARE DIS WITH ME I CRI
TinyHoaws 2015年1月31日 12時38分 
6/6 would g8 again
charlie's rat stick 2015年1月29日 11時36分 
dumb shit.
The Fool 2015年1月28日 12時51分 
this guide sux
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 2015年1月28日 11時47分 
10/10 would sell my lungs again.
Skillboys 2015年1月27日 13時59分 
over 9000