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How To Become The Best TF2 Trader
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Hello and welcome to how to become a trader!
This guide is gonna teach you how to improve your trading career and also how to make the most of the items you have
Click further to learn all my tips and tricks that I've picked up over the years!
   
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Hello and welcome to my TF2 guide on how to trade
Welcome
TF2 trading can be a very daunting thing, and a lot of money can be lost or earnt over trading these items.
This guide will try and help you to find your way around sites such as TF2outpost.
Step 1 : Castration
Trading is a hard place and you need to be hard too. To stop yourself from making bad trades you have to castrate yourself with a toothbrush otherwise you'll never make it.
For cheap and efficient castrations visit Dr. Snip is the worst

Step 2 : How To Start
First you need to get some starting money.
You can start off by selling something you have of value, I will list some good items to sell below :

  • Your computer
  • Your wife
  • Your children
  • Both your lungs
  • Your house

DISCLAIMER : don't

I personally sold my soul to the devil but the options above would be recommended



Step 3 : Sea Life
You need to be up the food chain, thats right you need to be a shark. Don't go straight into the deep end, start by biting pets and family members before you move onto the big deal.


I will eat you 8)
Step 4 : Conversation Skills
To be a good trader you have to be a peoples person
By this I mean you have to be a warm and interesting person

Here's an example of me speaking with a really nice trader :


Later the trade was completed and we both recieved the items we wanted

Conclusion
Well now you know how to become a real good trader
gl hf and always remember :

Yogi Oki-Doki


18 kommenttia
ReX 16.4.2015 klo 1.16 
done 1+2, but got kicked out of the pool on 3... WHAT DO I DO NOW!??!?
JayDee 23.3.2015 klo 9.39 
200/0
fok cud cud fok fok 14.3.2015 klo 12.07 
YOGIOKIDOKI BOIIIIII
Jaretia 1.3.2015 klo 8.10 
7.8/10 too much sea life.
Cless1c 1.2.2015 klo 0.16 
wow pro trader topkek WHY DIDNT U SHARE DIS WITH ME I CRI
TinyHoaws 31.1.2015 klo 12.38 
6/6 would g8 again
charlie's rat stick 29.1.2015 klo 11.36 
dumb shit.
The Fool 28.1.2015 klo 12.51 
this guide sux
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 28.1.2015 klo 11.47 
10/10 would sell my lungs again.
Skillboys 27.1.2015 klo 13.59 
over 9000