Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How To Become The Best TF2 Trader
By biskowit
Hello and welcome to how to become a trader!
This guide is gonna teach you how to improve your trading career and also how to make the most of the items you have
Click further to learn all my tips and tricks that I've picked up over the years!
   
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Hello and welcome to my TF2 guide on how to trade
Welcome
TF2 trading can be a very daunting thing, and a lot of money can be lost or earnt over trading these items.
This guide will try and help you to find your way around sites such as TF2outpost.
Step 1 : Castration
Trading is a hard place and you need to be hard too. To stop yourself from making bad trades you have to castrate yourself with a toothbrush otherwise you'll never make it.
For cheap and efficient castrations visit Dr. Snip is the worst

Step 2 : How To Start
First you need to get some starting money.
You can start off by selling something you have of value, I will list some good items to sell below :

  • Your computer
  • Your wife
  • Your children
  • Both your lungs
  • Your house

DISCLAIMER : don't

I personally sold my soul to the devil but the options above would be recommended



Step 3 : Sea Life
You need to be up the food chain, thats right you need to be a shark. Don't go straight into the deep end, start by biting pets and family members before you move onto the big deal.


I will eat you 8)
Step 4 : Conversation Skills
To be a good trader you have to be a peoples person
By this I mean you have to be a warm and interesting person

Here's an example of me speaking with a really nice trader :


Later the trade was completed and we both recieved the items we wanted

Conclusion
Well now you know how to become a real good trader
gl hf and always remember :

Yogi Oki-Doki


18 Comments
ReX 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:16am 
done 1+2, but got kicked out of the pool on 3... WHAT DO I DO NOW!??!?
JayDee 23 Mar, 2015 @ 9:39am 
200/0
fok cud cud fok fok 14 Mar, 2015 @ 12:07pm 
YOGIOKIDOKI BOIIIIII
Jaretia 1 Mar, 2015 @ 8:10am 
7.8/10 too much sea life.
Cless1c 1 Feb, 2015 @ 12:16am 
wow pro trader topkek WHY DIDNT U SHARE DIS WITH ME I CRI
TinyHoaws 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:38pm 
6/6 would g8 again
charlie's rat stick 29 Jan, 2015 @ 11:36am 
dumb shit.
The Fool 28 Jan, 2015 @ 12:51pm 
this guide sux
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 28 Jan, 2015 @ 11:47am 
10/10 would sell my lungs again.
Skillboys 27 Jan, 2015 @ 1:59pm 
over 9000